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Small Penis Compensation Vehicles!
Small Penis Compensation Vehicles also known as SPCV’s are not just cars, but motorcycles, pick-up trucks, SUVs, boats, jet skis, anything big or flashy or fast that will compensate for their owners having small penises. And the most popular color for SPCV’s? Red, of course!
Don’t men who buy red Small Penis Compensation Vehicles realize that women automatically think “small penis” and even more so “small penis humiliation” when they spot an SPCV? Still, that doesn’t seem to stop men with small penises from buying Red SPCV’s. Figuring there must be a reason why Red is the go-to color for SPCV’s, I personally queried several Red Car Small Penis owners why they had purchased Red sports cars. The most common response was: they wanted a Red car, because it excited them! And when I advised them that women only think one thing when they see a man driving a Red car, the most common response was: at least they’d be noticed… Hmmm, so tiny cock losers driving blue or white or black cars, assume they will not be noticed and will just blend in with traffic. Tiny cock losers don’t mind inviting the attention and small penis humiliation that owning a Red sports car entails, because women will “notice them”. This goes back to the basic psychological premise that “negative attention” is better than no attention at all. Ergo, small penis humiliation is better than no attention at all to a Small Penis Compensation Vehicle owner!
Fiery Red Ferraris – Shame – Humiliation!
Imagine the shame and humiliation! Your $230,000 Ferrari Italia catches on fire driving down the road. You’re lucky to get out of the vehicle before your sportscar turns into a complete inferno. At first, it was a mystery as to why 2010 Ferrari Italia 458 models were combusting. Reports were coming in from Italy, France, America, China, Switzerland; just to name a few of the countries where the Ferrari sportscars had spontaneously burst into flames. It didn’t take long for Ferrari to recall the Italia models and determine the problem was due to an adhesive that affixed engine heat shields. The adhesive turned out to be flammable at high temperatures. Ferrari engineering solved the problem by directing dealers to install new heat shields sealed with rivets instead.
Ferrari was extremely honorable in dealing with the humiliated Italia owners whose small-penis-on-wheels had caught fire and burned. Most drivers and passengers luckily escaped without injury, except humiliation, of course. Ferrari replaced the vehicles at no cost to the fast, furious and humiliated owners.
One owner actually shared his humiliating story about his “fiery” Red Ferrari. Initially, he didn’t realize his Ferrari was ablaze. He just felt his seat was hot! Then other drivers tried to alert to him by honking their horns and pointing at his flaming car. Perhaps he thought they were gesturing he had a small penis. You know Red Ferrari owners are especially used to small penis humiliation. Soon he realized the hot seat and the cacophony of horns wasn’t due to Red Car Small Penis humiliation, but fire!
Ferrari Measuring Small Penis Size? Humiliating!
If I were in the market for an expensive Italian small penis humiliation Red sportscar, I doubt I’d want the car to react to my driving and make adjustments based on my biometrics, unless it was to alert me that I was falling asleep at the wheel. Other than warning me of impending shut-eye, I’d want to drive, baby, drive! And that seems to be the consensus of most sportscar drivers who reacted to the news of Ferrari’s design plans for a “mind-reading” car.
At some point in the future, Ferraris will come equipped with biometric measuring systems that will monitor heartbeat, respiration, blood pressure, eye blink rate (for alertness), and will automatically make adjustments to the car’s performance and stability controls based on those readings. The impetus behind the system isn’t only to wake up sleepy drivers, but also to counteract aggressive, hyper-excited drivers. However, just how the Ferraris will react wasn’t revealed. Is a Ferrari going to react to the aggressive driver thru the interactive system to slow the car down to 25 mph? Or will a female autobot voice alert come on and say: Your driving is reckless, please slow down and drive safely. Or better yet, the female autobot voice could say to the driver: Because I have detected you have a small penis, you have the psychological need to drive in an aggressive manner to compensate for your small penis size. There’s nothing you can do about your small penis, but there is something you can do about your reckless driving, slow down! Now that would be some on-board small penis humiliation for Ferrari owners. Perhaps new Ferraris should come equipped with another biometric feature, wouldn’t it be humiliating if the system included the ability to measure small penis size!
Red Cars, Small Penis Humiliation
My Red Car Small Penis blog missed the small penis humiliation trifecta on this Red car find! However, with two out of three cars in “small penis” red, I would bet the owner of these three cars is well endowed with cash, but not so well endowed with penis size. At first, I thought these three sports cars were parked in a primo showroom garage. As it turns out, the garage is not an actual garage, but an art gallery which can park up to 30 collectible cars! Without a panoramic view of the art gallery garage, it’s hard to imagine the magnitude of a space 10 times the size depicted.
As for the cars, my Red Car Small Penis automotive expert identified a newer Red Ferrari, a classic Red Porsche coupe and an uber classic gull-wing door silver Mercedes roadster. It seems a shame to waste the newer Red Ferrari in a collector car garage, that sports car should be driven! If for no other reason than small penis humiliation! This art gallery collector car garage is located in Santa Barbara, California, in a renowned “architectural” house currently listed on the market for over 20 million dollars. Yes, you read that dollar figure right. Unlike the Malibu, California beach house, where the seller was using a free Red Ferrari as small penis humiliation buyer bait, none of these cars are being used to seduce a buyer with big cash, small penis.
photo c/o MLS.com
Red MINI, Mini Penis Humiliation!
A red BMW Mini Cooper was the prize in a recent German radio station contest where contestants pitched the most crazy and outrageous stunt they would do in order to win the car. And the winner was…Andreas Muller who committed to having the word MINI tattooed onto his penis! Red MINI, Mini Penis?
The German radio station manager didn’t miss an opportunity to deliver the zinger that Andreas “won by a head”. The actual tattooing was broadcast live on the radio station by a female disc jockey, the live broadcast even included Andreas’ screams of pain. Notice in the photo that Andreas had to be taped and bound to the tattoo parlor chair! The German media captured photos of the small penis humiliation event and the kleinschwanz news story hit the internet. Even Chelsea Handler, on her Chelsea Lately show, covered the small penis humiliation story and commented that no woman would want to do a guy who had the word MINI tattooed on his penis.
Andreas claims he’s going to be adding some tattoo flames to the MINI tattoo on his small penis to make it look like it’s in motion. What’s in motion? The MINI tattoo? His penis? Most likely his penis in motion in his hand!
When asked about the MINI penis tattoo pain, Andreas replied that once he was sitting in the Mini Cooper, the pain would disappear. Well, while we are laughing in small penis humiliation, Andreas is driving around in a Red BMW Mini Cooper worth $32,000. Perhaps Andreas is getting the last laugh as the humiliation and pain was worth it to win the Mini. Even if it meant thousands of people now know he has a MINI penis, that is, especially if he’s into small penis humiliation!
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