Small Penis Humiliation – Atlanta GA Style
After reading your blog entry on ‘Small Penis Humiliation New York City Style’, I realized that there is a certain type of vehicle SPH happening in Atlanta, Georgia (and probably in other southern cities as well). Like with your NYC contributor, I don’t believe that the Atlanta based small penis humiliation is necessarily only related to red cars. I think I’ve stumbled across a particular small penis humiliation vehicle that is generating SPH opportunities, the pick-up truck.
I’ve noticed that in the south, and especially the areas surrounding the city of Atlanta, it’s pick-up truck land. Guys from all different socioeconomic classes drive these trucks. From bankers, to business owners, to mechanics, to supermarket stockboys, to a whole host of other professions, the pick-up truck is the vehicle of choice for a lot of men. It seems that guys are trying to be noticed in their big trucks with their shiny chrome wheels and their pimped out rides. It’s as if they’re trying to use their trucks as sexual mating signals. Instead of the classic red signal, they’re trying to associate the large truck with something large in their pants. There’s a major problem with this rationale though.
The problem, it appears, is that women have noticed and have associated these big rides as men overcompensating for what’s in their pants! While I don’t drive a red car or a pick-up truck, I’ve seen first hand a gaggle of girls laugh hysterically as one of these trucks pulled into a parking lot. Plus it’s been on more than one occasion where I have seen girls laugh and giggle when they see a guy with a pick-up with oversized tires drive by, giving each other the eye roll and the universal small penis hand signal with their thumb and forefinger.
From what I’ve seen, the color of the pick-up truck isn’t the determining factor of small penis humiliation. It’s just the fact that it’s a pick-up. The funny thing is that the two most popular colors appear to be red and black. So a red pick-up seems to definitely sign of a beta male signaling for sex, but getting small penis humiliation instead. I have to wonder if choosing a black pick-up truck is also a subliminal message that guys are subconsciously conveying.
From my empirical observations, it appears that men are outwardly trying to overcompensate for their small penis size with these pimped out trucks. What amazes me is that women have already picked up on this and know exactly what’s going on and are jumping all over the small penis humiliation. So while NYC is BIG watch small penis humiliation, Atlanta is BIG pick-up truck small penis humiliation!!
Is a Red Car a Mating Signal for Men with a Small Penis ?
Or should I call this blog post: mini-fridge, small penis humiliation… The Superbowl yielded some interesting automotive related ads. One ad featured the new Chevy Camaro convertible. In this ad, a recent high school grad goes bananas over seeing a yellow sports car in front of his parents’ house, mistaking it as his graduation gift, overlooking that his parents bought him a mini-fridge for his dorm room. Disappointment doesn’t hit the recent grad, only confusion, when a paunchy middle-aged neighbor shows up with his golf club bag and drives away in the classic yellow Camaro, leaving the grad to wonder what happened while his parents offer up the mini-fridge decorated with a big red bow in lieu of the little deuce coupe?? The secondary story line in the commercial is that the real yellow car buyer market is most likely the middled aged small penis humiliation mid-life crisis buyer who can afford the pricey new Chevy Camaro. Another instance of Yellow is the New Red.
Fiat featured an interesting Femdom vs. beta male Superbowl commercial where the dominant female takes control of the small penis humiliation beta male wimp and teases him by grabbing his black tie (phallic subliminal) and painting frappucino cream on his lips (forced bi subliminal). She then morphs into a Fiat 500 Abarth and drives away. While the Fiat 500 Abarth is black with red trim, and not small penis humiliation red, one of my girlfriends interpreted the red trim as a buying “signal” to beta males. Her credentials: She majored in marketing for a major university and worked in marketing for a major fast food corporation. So is the color red a buying signal to beta males with small penises? I researched online about the color red as a “signal”, and it actually is a sexual mating signal. Do beta males with small penis humiliation feel they need to flash the red mating signal in a red car whereas more confident hung males do not?
Small Penis Humiliation New York City Style
Your observation on the correlation between red cars and the size of a man’s penis is an interesting concept. The whole idea seems spot on in the sense that men tend to overcompensate for their small penis size. Driving flashy red sports cars seems to be just one way they do this.
I’m from New York City and there aren’t many, if any, flashy red car small penis humiliation sports cars cruising up and down Madison Avenue. That’s not to say that there aren’t any red cars here driven by mini men, it’s just that I don’t think it’s as prevalent around here as it might be in other cities. There may be a few factors for this such as weather limitations (i.e. snow), can’t drive fast in the city, difficult to drive those types of cars in lots of traffic, etc. It could also mean that flashy red cars don’t stand out on Manhattan’s busy streets, especially streets that are literally littered with thousands of yellow cars… cabbies! I think small penis humiliation drivers drive red sports cars specifically to be seen, and when there is a sea of yellow cars flying around, it’s not likely that people will pay attention to the owner of a red sports car.
That led me to start thinking that there might be other ways that guys compensate for their lack of size around here. The first thing that came to mind is material goods such as sporting large expensive watches. I read in GQ or Maxim that for men, BIG watches are in. There are many times while out at a bar or club I have seen guys lean on the bar and purposely flash their BIG expensive timepieces while waiting to be served a drink. Then one night I was at a bar and saw some girls sitting at the bar having drinks when a guy who went up to the bar to order a drink flashed his BIG expensive watch in front of them and they just laughed. After the guy got his drink and left the bar area, they continued laughing and made the small penis humiliation sign with their thumb and forefinger. So it would seem that anything big and flashy that a guy wears or drives will result in small penis humiliation! Instead of red car small penis, it’s BIG watch small penis and of course, small penis humiliation New York City Style for flashing the BIG watch.
Small Penis Humiliation Spit
What do Small Penis Humiliation and Spit have to do with each other? Read on and find out. Northwestern University did a consumer research study this year and found out that men produce more saliva when they think about about or see luxury items they want. One interesting result this male behavioral study uncovered was that men literally salivated over expensive sports cars. Let’s hope that they were thinking about red sports cars too, since it would only make sense: Red Car? Small Penis Humiliation! Spit! This new research study took into account that men who want to impress women indulge in conspicuous spending of luxury items such as sports cars. While it’s part of a male mating imperative, in some cases this spending can backfire on men, when women perceive their spending to be desperate overcompensation for lack of masculinity or penis size. So while men will literally drool over a Red Corvette, women will only be thinking small penis humiliation.
Other prior research has also shown that males display biological mating behavior in their driving behavior and that while driving sports cars, men will produce more testosterone in their spit. Now we know they produce more spit too. Haven’t you seen men driving, roll their window down and spit, like a lot? Hmmm. While humans have evolved, the car is an extremely important aspect of male mating behavior and males perceive their driving or cruising around in sports cars as a way to attract a mate. Unfortunately, women only feel like dishing out small penis humiliation when they see a loser cruising in his Red Corvette.
Red Car Small Penis Humiliation Not for Girls
Red Car Small Penis Humiliation is not for girls. Girls can drive whatever sportscar in whatever car color they desire without fear of humiliation or being seen as overcompensating. In fact, when girls drive a red car, it’s viewed as a sexual signal, as in red hot! There’s an old song by Prince, Sweet Little Red Corvette, that is basically about a girl’s sexuality being tied into red car symbolism. Girls can motor around in a Red Corvette, Porsche or Ferrari and the only thing guys will think is, well, let’s just say guys will not be thinking, they will be reacting!
So on Black Friday, Paris Hilton gave herself a very expensive gift, a $277,000 Red Ferrari sportscar. Now that Paris has broken up with her wealthy Vegas club magnate fiance, Paris must need to console herself and advertise that she’s a hot ride with a hot ride. Nothing advertises a girl on the prowl for sex more than when she’s cruising around in an expensive red Italian sportscar. But perhaps there is some humiliation and overcompensation in Paris Hilton buying a red sports car? Obviously, it wouldn’t be small penis humiliation or size overcompensation, but… Recently, Paris didn’t handle an interview very well where the interviewer asked her if she felt irrelevant (having been replaced by Kim Kardashian). In fact, Paris was embarrassed and humiliated on live national tv. So perhaps, out of humiliation for being accused of irrelevancy, and to overcompensate, Paris decided to console herself and get spendy on a sports car.
Small Penis Humiliation Equation
Let’s discuss the small penis humiliation equation. It would figure that a car company and in this case, Chevrolet, would showcase a red car, their new Chevy Sonic, in a bungee jumping commercial. The bungee riggers pushed the red small penis humiliation Sonic off stacked shipping containers. The Chevy Sonic grille made a slight splash in a pool below before the bungee jump rigging snapped it back up into the air. Everyone knows that red is a splashy car color. Red cars attract male buyers with small penises. Dangerous stunts also excite beta males with small penises, so what better way to combine attraction with excitement?
Meanwhile, back at the Chevy dealer, any guy who buys a red Chevy Sonic, well, it will only mean one thing, and it won’t mean the buyer is an adrenaline junkie bungee jumping dude. It would mean the buyer has a small penis. Chevrolet is giving away 10 Chevy Sonics in a promotion to popularize the new car model, a small and sassy coupe designed for optimum gas mileage. Chevy wants the Sonic to appeal primarily to a 20 something male car buying market. Let’s just hope that any male winners of the Sonic car giveaway will select a color other than red, unless of course, they want to attract small penis humiliation. It has become an equation where if hot chicks see a guy in a red car they think “small penis” or “small penis humiliation”. The equation is: male driver + red car = small penis + small penis humiliation.
Red Car Small Penis Humiliation Situations
The Situation, Mike Sorrentino, Jersey Shore’s finest, was recently featured on Red Car Small Penis while taking a Red Ferrari out for a test drive. Does Red Car Small Penis apply to The Situation? According to blonde bombshell Miami club promoter, Melody Eckerson, it does. The hot blonde sold her story to the tabloids where she dished on The Situation, namely that The Situation has a small penis. And has a quick-on-the-draw situation too. Oops. Now it gets worse. The Situation did end up buying a Red Ferrari to park next to his Black Bentley. The new Red Ferrari seems to be his ride of choice as whenever he’s spotted by the paparazzi, he’s in his small penis humiliation Red Ferrari mobile.
The Situation isn’t handicapped except perhaps in his pants. But he did break the law yesterday when he took a handicapped parking space with his small penis humiliation Red Ferrari. The worst aspect of his flagrant violation of parking law? He displaced a handicapped person from being able to park in a handicapped parking spot! And the situation and The Situation, make it both situations, have been caught on tape! Ladies, The Situation doesn’t deserve fist pumps when you see him roll by in his Red Ferrari, he deserves small penis humiliation little pinkie waves!
Red Car Not Small Penis Humiliation?
Where do Red Cars not mean small penis humiliation… In Europe! As my friend Petra from Prague reported in an earlier blog here on Red Car Small Penis, that European drivers of red sports cars are not associated with small penis humiliation as they are in America. When I emailed Petra these photos of tennis champions Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal with their Red Mercedes Benzes, she emailed me this anti small penis humiliation response:
In European countries, there has been a long history of flashy red German and Italian sportscars. Women are more likely to be interested in a man who has money, so any man with an expensive sportscar is perceived to be desirable, unlike in America, where women will mock a man driving a red sportscar with small penis humiliation. And one of the key words here is flashy. Men who have money want the world to know they have achieved wealth and success, and a red sports car demonstrates that.
No Small Penis Humiliation for Rafael Nadal and his Red Mercedes Coupe
Dupont, the largest manufacturer of automotive paints publishes an annual report of car paint color popularity by country. This past year the report featured the following results for the color Red: Czech Republic at 15% (Petra will love that!), Finland at 12.8%, Greece at 12.7%, Spain at 12.5% and Belgium at 9.1%. Oddly enough, Italy and Germany did not rank in the Top Five for the color Red. Germany ranked in the Top Five for Black and Italy ranked for Grey.
And to close out my Red Car Small Penis blog on where red cars may not indicate small penis humiliation, I’m not picking up a small penis humiliation vibe from Nadal and neither from Federer. Check out the photos and decide for yourself!
No Small Penis Humiliation for Roger Federer and his Red Mercedes Benz SLS AMG
Small Penis Blog
Red Car Small Penis blog takes a brief departure from small penis humiliation to write about the automotive market. Chinese and Indian cars are coming to the US. The cheapest new wheels since the Yugo (yes, made in Yugoslavia) was imported to the US are coming within the next few years. Will the quality of these Asian cars be reflected in the cheap price tag? Or will the quality be on par with Japanese and US automakers, but at a lower price due to cheaper labor in their countries of origin? Or even in the country where they’re assembled? One Chinese car maker built a factory in Mexico to assemble cars for the North and South American marketplace. Will these cheaper cars humiliate American car manufacturers or will the Asian and Chinese car makers be humiliated if their cars are of dubious quality?
Now back to the focus of this Red Car Small Penis blog… Some of the Asian car makers are talking about price tags less than $10K and better fuel economy than other cars in their classes, which will attract American buyers on the price and fuel factors alone, but reliability will also be a big factor according to auto market analysts. “Foreign, low-priced car introductions have classically failed,” states auto analyst Kevin xxxxxxx, who responded to an email inquiry from Red Car Small Penis blog, but didn’t wish his last name to be associated with my Small Penis blog due to its adult nature.
“Malcolm Bricklin, of the eponymous Bricklin sports car, actualized a business plan for introducing lower priced foreign cars into the US market. His initial attempt failed when he brought the first Subarus to America, the first Subaru imports were of poor quality, although Subaru was much later able to gain small market share with their wagons. Bricklin used the same concept again in introducing The Yugo to America. The Slavic made Fiat, dubbed The Yugo, debuted in the 1980′s in America with new models selling for $3,990. Sales stalled after severe quality issues arose and the Yugo sales effort folded. It remains to be seen if the Chinese or Indian cars will become popular in the US. There is already a buyer perception in the US that products from China and India are cheap, low quality and break easily. People will apply this perception to cars that originate from China and India. But people may be willing to buy these as throwaway cars. Spend $6,995 on a car that will last 4 years, then buy another and so on. By the way, I love your Red Car Small Penis blog, it’s very funny and creative, but I just can’t have my full name in it!”
Red Car Small Penis blog thanks Kevin for taking the time to respond to my query…
Coda: There is one aspect of this Red Car Small Penis blog that may relate to small penis humiliation… How will women react to men buying cheap Chinese and Indian cars? Will it be the same reaction they would have to men who buy cheap cologne, cheap wine, cheap watches, that these men are cheap and most likely endowed with a small penis? In contrast, even though a man who buys a red Ferrari has a small penis, at least he has money and isn’t cheap, well isn’t cheap on the wheels. So it will be interesting to see if women react to men driving these cheap import cars with small penis humiliation.
Small Penis Humiliation Sport
Let’s face it, Golf is a small penis sport. Men wearing ugly pants or bermuda shorts go out and hit little white balls around with metal sticks and try to get them into tiny holes. So what is my point regarding the game of Golf here on Red Car Small Penis? See for yourself!
Red Golf Cart, Small Penis!
My point is that there are other red vehicles and toys men play with which also signify they have a small penis and invite small penis humiliation from hot girls. There are also sporting activities men do which scream out: Small Penis! And Golf is the most obvious sporting activity which announces, I don’t have iron in my golf pants only in my golf bag.
Other than Tiger Woods who outed himself as the biggest whoremaster of the past year, which other pro golfer even looks hung or fuckable? My girlfriends and I could go thru a baseball, basketball or football team locker room and find plenty of fuckable large penises with the occasional, unfortunate small penis. But I picture a country club locker room populated by men with small penises. Small penises and money are often interrelated as men with small penises often try to overcompensate by making big money. Men know their fat wallet has to make up for their small penis size.
So that may be why women don’t watch Golf either. Women find it boring and overpopuluated by men with small penises. It’s the sport with the least amount of female viewers, and the female viewership dropped exponentially when Tiger dropped out of the picture.
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