Small Penis Humiliation Spit
What do Small Penis Humiliation and Spit have to do with each other? Read on and find out. Northwestern University did a consumer research study this year and found out that men produce more saliva when they think about about or see luxury items they want. One interesting result this male behavioral study uncovered was that men literally salivated over expensive sports cars. Let’s hope that they were thinking about red sports cars too, since it would only make sense: Red Car? Small Penis Humiliation! Spit! This new research study took into account that men who want to impress women indulge in conspicuous spending of luxury items such as sports cars. While it’s part of a male mating imperative, in some cases this spending can backfire on men, when women perceive their spending to be desperate overcompensation for lack of masculinity or penis size. So while men will literally drool over a Red Corvette, women will only be thinking small penis humiliation.
Other prior research has also shown that males display biological mating behavior in their driving behavior and that while driving sports cars, men will produce more testosterone in their spit. Now we know they produce more spit too. Haven’t you seen men driving, roll their window down and spit, like a lot? Hmmm. While humans have evolved, the car is an extremely important aspect of male mating behavior and males perceive their driving or cruising around in sports cars as a way to attract a mate. Unfortunately, women only feel like dishing out small penis humiliation when they see a loser cruising in his Red Corvette.
Red Car Small Penis Humiliation Not for Girls
Red Car Small Penis Humiliation is not for girls. Girls can drive whatever sportscar in whatever car color they desire without fear of humiliation or being seen as overcompensating. In fact, when girls drive a red car, it’s viewed as a sexual signal, as in red hot! There’s an old song by Prince, Sweet Little Red Corvette, that is basically about a girl’s sexuality being tied into red car symbolism. Girls can motor around in a Red Corvette, Porsche or Ferrari and the only thing guys will think is, well, let’s just say guys will not be thinking, they will be reacting!
So on Black Friday, Paris Hilton gave herself a very expensive gift, a $277,000 Red Ferrari sportscar. Now that Paris has broken up with her wealthy Vegas club magnate fiance, Paris must need to console herself and advertise that she’s a hot ride with a hot ride. Nothing advertises a girl on the prowl for sex more than when she’s cruising around in an expensive red Italian sportscar. But perhaps there is some humiliation and overcompensation in Paris Hilton buying a red sports car? Obviously, it wouldn’t be small penis humiliation or size overcompensation, but… Recently, Paris didn’t handle an interview very well where the interviewer asked her if she felt irrelevant (having been replaced by Kim Kardashian). In fact, Paris was embarrassed and humiliated on live national tv. So perhaps, out of humiliation for being accused of irrelevancy, and to overcompensate, Paris decided to console herself and get spendy on a sports car.
Small Penis Humiliation Equation
Let’s discuss the small penis humiliation equation. It would figure that a car company and in this case, Chevrolet, would showcase a red car, their new Chevy Sonic, in a bungee jumping commercial. The bungee riggers pushed the red small penis humiliation Sonic off stacked shipping containers. The Chevy Sonic grille made a slight splash in a pool below before the bungee jump rigging snapped it back up into the air. Everyone knows that red is a splashy car color. Red cars attract male buyers with small penises. Dangerous stunts also excite beta males with small penises, so what better way to combine attraction with excitement?
Meanwhile, back at the Chevy dealer, any guy who buys a red Chevy Sonic, well, it will only mean one thing, and it won’t mean the buyer is an adrenaline junkie bungee jumping dude. It would mean the buyer has a small penis. Chevrolet is giving away 10 Chevy Sonics in a promotion to popularize the new car model, a small and sassy coupe designed for optimum gas mileage. Chevy wants the Sonic to appeal primarily to a 20 something male car buying market. Let’s just hope that any male winners of the Sonic car giveaway will select a color other than red, unless of course, they want to attract small penis humiliation. It has become an equation where if hot chicks see a guy in a red car they think “small penis” or “small penis humiliation”. The equation is: male driver + red car = small penis + small penis humiliation.
Red Car Small Penis Humiliation Situations
The Situation, Mike Sorrentino, Jersey Shore’s finest, was recently featured on Red Car Small Penis while taking a Red Ferrari out for a test drive. Does Red Car Small Penis apply to The Situation? According to blonde bombshell Miami club promoter, Melody Eckerson, it does. The hot blonde sold her story to the tabloids where she dished on The Situation, namely that The Situation has a small penis. And has a quick-on-the-draw situation too. Oops. Now it gets worse. The Situation did end up buying a Red Ferrari to park next to his Black Bentley. The new Red Ferrari seems to be his ride of choice as whenever he’s spotted by the paparazzi, he’s in his small penis humiliation Red Ferrari mobile.
The Situation isn’t handicapped except perhaps in his pants. But he did break the law yesterday when he took a handicapped parking space with his small penis humiliation Red Ferrari. The worst aspect of his flagrant violation of parking law? He displaced a handicapped person from being able to park in a handicapped parking spot! And the situation and The Situation, make it both situations, have been caught on tape! Ladies, The Situation doesn’t deserve fist pumps when you see him roll by in his Red Ferrari, he deserves small penis humiliation little pinkie waves!
Red Car Not Small Penis Humiliation?
Where do Red Cars not mean small penis humiliation… In Europe! As my friend Petra from Prague reported in an earlier blog here on Red Car Small Penis, that European drivers of red sports cars are not associated with small penis humiliation as they are in America. When I emailed Petra these photos of tennis champions Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal with their Red Mercedes Benzes, she emailed me this anti small penis humiliation response:
In European countries, there has been a long history of flashy red German and Italian sportscars. Women are more likely to be interested in a man who has money, so any man with an expensive sportscar is perceived to be desirable, unlike in America, where women will mock a man driving a red sportscar with small penis humiliation. And one of the key words here is flashy. Men who have money want the world to know they have achieved wealth and success, and a red sports car demonstrates that.
No Small Penis Humiliation for Rafael Nadal and his Red Mercedes Coupe
Dupont, the largest manufacturer of automotive paints publishes an annual report of car paint color popularity by country. This past year the report featured the following results for the color Red: Czech Republic at 15% (Petra will love that!), Finland at 12.8%, Greece at 12.7%, Spain at 12.5% and Belgium at 9.1%. Oddly enough, Italy and Germany did not rank in the Top Five for the color Red. Germany ranked in the Top Five for Black and Italy ranked for Grey.
And to close out my Red Car Small Penis blog on where red cars may not indicate small penis humiliation, I’m not picking up a small penis humiliation vibe from Nadal and neither from Federer. Check out the photos and decide for yourself!
No Small Penis Humiliation for Roger Federer and his Red Mercedes Benz SLS AMG
Small Penis Blog
Red Car Small Penis blog takes a brief departure from small penis humiliation to write about the automotive market. Chinese and Indian cars are coming to the US. The cheapest new wheels since the Yugo (yes, made in Yugoslavia) was imported to the US are coming within the next few years. Will the quality of these Asian cars be reflected in the cheap price tag? Or will the quality be on par with Japanese and US automakers, but at a lower price due to cheaper labor in their countries of origin? Or even in the country where they’re assembled? One Chinese car maker built a factory in Mexico to assemble cars for the North and South American marketplace. Will these cheaper cars humiliate American car manufacturers or will the Asian and Chinese car makers be humiliated if their cars are of dubious quality?
Now back to the focus of this Red Car Small Penis blog… Some of the Asian car makers are talking about price tags less than $10K and better fuel economy than other cars in their classes, which will attract American buyers on the price and fuel factors alone, but reliability will also be a big factor according to auto market analysts. “Foreign, low-priced car introductions have classically failed,” states auto analyst Kevin xxxxxxx, who responded to an email inquiry from Red Car Small Penis blog, but didn’t wish his last name to be associated with my Small Penis blog due to its adult nature.
“Malcolm Bricklin, of the eponymous Bricklin sports car, actualized a business plan for introducing lower priced foreign cars into the US market. His initial attempt failed when he brought the first Subarus to America, the first Subaru imports were of poor quality, although Subaru was much later able to gain small market share with their wagons. Bricklin used the same concept again in introducing The Yugo to America. The Slavic made Fiat, dubbed The Yugo, debuted in the 1980′s in America with new models selling for $3,990. Sales stalled after severe quality issues arose and the Yugo sales effort folded. It remains to be seen if the Chinese or Indian cars will become popular in the US. There is already a buyer perception in the US that products from China and India are cheap, low quality and break easily. People will apply this perception to cars that originate from China and India. But people may be willing to buy these as throwaway cars. Spend $6,995 on a car that will last 4 years, then buy another and so on. By the way, I love your Red Car Small Penis blog, it’s very funny and creative, but I just can’t have my full name in it!”
Red Car Small Penis blog thanks Kevin for taking the time to respond to my query…
Coda: There is one aspect of this Red Car Small Penis blog that may relate to small penis humiliation… How will women react to men buying cheap Chinese and Indian cars? Will it be the same reaction they would have to men who buy cheap cologne, cheap wine, cheap watches, that these men are cheap and most likely endowed with a small penis? In contrast, even though a man who buys a red Ferrari has a small penis, at least he has money and isn’t cheap, well isn’t cheap on the wheels. So it will be interesting to see if women react to men driving these cheap import cars with small penis humiliation.
Small Penis Humiliation Sport
Let’s face it, Golf is a small penis sport. Men wearing ugly pants or bermuda shorts go out and hit little white balls around with metal sticks and try to get them into tiny holes. So what is my point regarding the game of Golf here on Red Car Small Penis? See for yourself!
Red Golf Cart, Small Penis!
My point is that there are other red vehicles and toys men play with which also signify they have a small penis and invite small penis humiliation from hot girls. There are also sporting activities men do which scream out: Small Penis! And Golf is the most obvious sporting activity which announces, I don’t have iron in my golf pants only in my golf bag.
Other than Tiger Woods who outed himself as the biggest whoremaster of the past year, which other pro golfer even looks hung or fuckable? My girlfriends and I could go thru a baseball, basketball or football team locker room and find plenty of fuckable large penises with the occasional, unfortunate small penis. But I picture a country club locker room populated by men with small penises. Small penises and money are often interrelated as men with small penises often try to overcompensate by making big money. Men know their fat wallet has to make up for their small penis size.
So that may be why women don’t watch Golf either. Women find it boring and overpopuluated by men with small penises. It’s the sport with the least amount of female viewers, and the female viewership dropped exponentially when Tiger dropped out of the picture.
Small Penis Cars
There’s a fun new internet meme going around. Thanks to photo manipulation software and websites where anyone can upload a photo and play with various photo editing features, anyone can make their little dick look bigger, haha, no, that’s not where this Red Car Small Penis blog is going. The new meme sweeping the web is the Smart Car vs. Corvette, Smart Car vs. Maserati, Smart Car vs. Ferrari, etc. The Smart Car “memers” takes popular sports cars and shrink or compress the sports cars into Smart Car sizes like this:
and this:
Realistically, this is what chicks think of the tiny penis size of men driving a Corvette, Ferrari, Lamborghini or Maserati anyway, especially if the men are driving red models like the Corvette above. And since we know Orange is the New Red, women would think the same thing of the small penis size of the driver of the orange Lamborghini Diablo, also above. I wonder if any of the car manufacturers will catch on and make Smart Car versions of their gas guzzling sports cars?
BMW already has. BMW is set to release a smaller Bimmer, no, not the mini-Cooper which has been out for years, but a smaller scaled down BMW sports sedan. Gas prices and energy consumption woes are (literally) driving auto makers around the world to scale down on car sizes and maximize gas mileage. So when a chick sees a photo of a guy driving a Corvette, Ferrari, Lamborghini or Maserati, she thinks the driver has a tiny cock regardless as to whether the photo has been Smart Car meme’d.
Small Penis Humiliation Reality
The bottom line reality is that if you drive a red sports car, women think you have a small penis and that you deserve small penis humiliation. Driving a red sports car is like a small penis humiliation advertisement on wheels. You might as well have the doors of your red sports car emblazoned with: Yes, I have a small penis! Or get a vanity tag that says: 4 inches. I think I would laugh hysterically if I saw a vanity license plate on a red Lamborghini, Ferrari, Maserati or Porsche that was imprinted with a small penis size in inches. What would be funnier is if it said: 8 inches, as if the driver was truly trying to emphasize he wasn’t the small penis humiliation stereotype! To that driver, women would say: Prove it!
It’s amazing there are so many red sports cars on the road with small penis humiliation male drivers! I see them literally every day. I live in an area where people’s identities are very much associated with their cars, SUVs or trucks. South Florida has a huge “car culture.” People feel they can read other people by the types of cars they drive, especially their income level. Or even assess the type of person by their wheels, e.g., a hybrid owner is more environmentally conscious and so on. I don’t disagree with this informal quick study analysis of people and their cars. There are different cars for different personality types. Red sports cars are definitely for the midlife crisis guys and the small penis humiliation losers.
Small Penis Humiliation Video
In this hilarious Youtube short video, a red Smart Car driven by a small person is dissed by an orange Lamborghini Diablo driven by a dickless dickhead. The Lambo driver features an actor who couldn’t have more well chosen to play the part of a macho asshole. The Lambo driver is obviously thinking Red Car Small Penis when he pulls up next to the red Smart Car, let alone that the driver is a small person. Watch the Red Smart Car vs. Orange Lamborghini Diablo video for the sexy and ironic pay-off!
There is no amount of money (well maybe billions) that can compensate for having a small penis, so perhaps men with small penises buy expensive sports cars as consolation prizes. Then they console themselves by driving around, dissing drivers of less expensive smaller cars to make themselves feel more manly, and making lame attempts to impress women. But women are only thinking “small penis”, if not also delivering small penis humiliation gestures or giggles when they see these small penis losers driving their expensive penis extensions on wheels.
While small penis losers can’t impress women due to their physical shortcomings (pun intended), they think they can impress them with their money and sports cars of choice, usually a Ferrari, Lamborghini, Porsche, Corvette or Maserati, to name the top small penis choices. And the most popular car colors for small penis losers, of course, are small penis humiliation red, tiny cock humiliation orange and little dick humiliation yellow. Enjoy the video!
