Imagine the shame and humiliation! Your $230,000 Ferrari Italia catches on fire driving down the road. You’re lucky to get out of the vehicle before your sportscar turns into a complete inferno. At first, it was a mystery as to why 2010 Ferrari Italia 458 models were combusting. Reports were coming in from Italy, France, America, China, Switzerland; just to name a few of the countries where the Ferrari sportscars had spontaneously burst into flames. It didn’t take long for Ferrari to recall the Italia models and determine the problem was due to an adhesive that affixed engine heat shields. The adhesive turned out to be flammable at high temperatures. Ferrari engineering solved the problem by directing dealers to install new heat shields sealed with rivets instead.

Ferrari was extremely honorable in dealing with the humiliated Italia owners whose small-penis-on-wheels had caught fire and burned. Most drivers and passengers luckily escaped without injury, except humiliation, of course. Ferrari replaced the vehicles at no cost to the fast, furious and humiliated owners.

One owner actually shared his humiliating story about his “fiery” Red Ferrari. Initially, he didn’t realize his Ferrari was ablaze. He just felt his seat was hot! Then other drivers tried to alert to him by honking their horns and pointing at his flaming car. Perhaps he thought they were gesturing he had a small penis. You know Red Ferrari owners are especially used to small penis humiliation. Soon he realized the hot seat and the cacophony of horns wasn’t due to Red Car Small Penis humiliation, but fire!