If I were in the market for an expensive Italian small penis humiliation Red sportscar, I doubt I’d want the car to react to my driving and make adjustments based on my biometrics, unless it was to alert me that I was falling asleep at the wheel. Other than warning me of impending shut-eye, I’d want to drive, baby, drive! And that seems to be the consensus of most sportscar drivers who reacted to the news of Ferrari’s design plans for a “mind-reading” car.

At some point in the future, Ferraris will come equipped with biometric measuring systems that will monitor heartbeat, respiration, blood pressure, eye blink rate (for alertness), and will automatically make adjustments to the car’s performance and stability controls based on those readings. The impetus behind the system isn’t only to wake up sleepy drivers, but also to counteract aggressive, hyper-excited drivers. However, just how the Ferraris will react wasn’t revealed. Is a Ferrari going to react to the aggressive driver thru the interactive system to slow the car down to 25 mph? Or will a female autobot voice alert come on and say: Your driving is reckless, please slow down and drive safely. Or better yet, the female autobot voice could say to the driver: Because I have detected you have a small penis, you have the psychological need to drive in an aggressive manner to compensate for your small penis size. There’s nothing you can do about your small penis, but there is something you can do about your reckless driving, slow down! Now that would be some on-board small penis humiliation for Ferrari owners. Perhaps new Ferraris should come equipped with another biometric feature, wouldn’t it be humiliating if the system included the ability to measure small penis size!