Posts Tagged ‘Red Ferrari’
Red Car Small Penis Humiliation Worldwide
I recently asked one of my best friends, who is from Prague, whether Red Car Small Penis Humiliation holds true in Europe and Eastern Europe. Petra (name changed) obtained her doctorate in psychology in the US then returned home to the Czech Republic.
Petra… Red Car Small Penis Humiliation doesn’t prevail in Eastern Europe from what I’ve observed. Red is just a car color, and a popular car color! While women might be concerned about penis size and would laugh about a man with a small penis, I don’t think they’d make a connection between a man in a red car and small penis humiliation. Consider yourself lucky or affluent to have a car in Eastern Europe. Cars are expensive compared to a typical person’s income here and gas is astronomical compared to gas prices in the US. Luckily there is better public transportation in most of Eastern Europe or people live in towns or cities where there is good accessibility to whatever is needed. I don’t think any girl in Eastern Europe would think if she saw a man driving a red car that he had a small penis. She would be thrilled to find a man with a car and money to spend.
Petra continues… Now in Europe, the culture is different. The expensive red sports cars are everywhere. I think girls are used to seeing them, the Porsches, the Ferraris, the Lamborghinis, the BMWs, the Mercedes. The expensive red sports cars don’t stand out as much as they do in the US. I’ve been in every European country except Portugal and Lichtenstein. I was even to Monaco! Talk about Red Cars! Monaco had a lot of Red Ferraris. I didn’t pick up that there was a small penis motivation. European men buy red sports cars as a symbol and statement of wealth and power. In Europe, red is a very popular car color, regardless of car type. Maybe girls would think small penis humiliation if they saw a man trying to show off his red car, driving like a Formula One racer, vrooming his engine or burning the rubber off his tires. It would be the driving behavior, not the fact of owning the red car that would indicate small penis humiliation.
Petra concludes… Red Car Small Penis and the belief that a man driving a red car has a small penis is most popular in the US and the UK countries. And is probably true that most men with small penises buy red cars in those countries and attract small penis humiliation. (I asked Petra about the psychology behind this…) It would certainly be interesting to study why? I was reading some of your earlier blogs and I see some of your theories about attention and compensation about red car small penis humiliation and I would agree with those. Also, in the US, you definitely have a strong car culture. There are probably more American car owners per capita than any other country, no? (Petra’s per capita car ownership assumption was only slightly off. It’s Portugal, one of the European countries she hasn’t traveled to, where 7 out of 10 adult residents own cars; in the US, 5 out of 10 adult residents own cars.)
Red Ferrari Knit-Pick
There was only one time in the history of my Red Car Small Penis blog that I wrote about a Red Ferrari without mentioning small penis humiliation. And the lone time I wrote about a Red Ferrari without small penis humiliation was??? My news story about the Ferrari Theme Park in the UAE. Nevertheless, you can’t drive this Red Ferrari, you can’t even sit in it or on it, but it’s still a Red Ferrari! Made of twelve miles of mostly red yarn, and nearly a year in the making, this Red Ferrari took longer to make than a factory Ferrari sports car! British art student, Lauren Porter, knit the car as an art project. Her Ferrari sports car art piece had been on exhibit in art galleries and auto shows in the UK and Europe for the past five years. Porter is now retiring it from exhibition and is selling her Red Ferrari knit-knack. And while Porter is hoping her unusual art project will find a home where many can enjoy the life-sized Red Ferrari, money talks! So if a private buyer wishes to buy her hand-knit Red Ferrari, the knit-wit will part with her art for the right price.
Will it be sold to a private buyer with a Red Ferrari sports car fetish who can’t afford the real thing? Will it be sold to a wealthy buyer with Red Car Small Penis syndrome who would like to put it in his man cave or media room as a conversation piece? Or add it to his car collection in his gallery garage as a Red Ferrari small penis humiliation folly? But in any case, the eventual buyer might suffer minor small penis humiliation in buying it, but at least the owner will never be seen driving it!
Red Car Small Penis Humiliation Situation ?
I wrote about the Small Penis Humiliation Situation on my Sara’s Playroom Small Penis Humilation blog. Melody Eckerson, a hot blonde picked up from a Miami nightclub by the Jersey Shore’s Mike Sorrentino, reported that Mike a/k/a The Situation has a “little situation”. Now there seems to be even more proof that The Situation has a “little situation”! He was recently seen test driving a brand new Ferrari F430 Spider coupe, sticker price around 200 large ($200,000). The Ferrari color? Red, of course! The Situation’s main ride is a tricked out black Bentley. The primo black Bentley isn’t a small penis on wheels, but if he does pick up the new Red Ferrari, this definitely would be a Red Car Small Penis situation!
In my opinion, the black Bentley is a big money statement, but not a small penis statement. So, what literally drives men with money and a small penis to buy a Red car? There are so many other color choices for sports cars that don’t spell small penis and that don’t draw small penis humiliation from women who see the Red sports car on the road and flash the SPH inky winkie pinkie wave. Perhaps it’s the totality of the attention that a Red Ferrari will bring, that everyone will notice it, both men and women, regardless of small penis humiliation. And perhaps a Red Ferrari has been the driver’s dream sports car acquisition. So the Red Ferrari driver ignores the small penis humiliation, because the rush from fulfilling a dream overrides SPH. Or the Red Ferrari driver might even secretly enjoy SPH as a form of attention.
photo courtesy of TMZ
Original Small Penis Humiliation Sports Car?
One of my blog readers wrote me after reading my blog post about the inception of Red Car Small Penis Humiliation and he feels he located the prime source! Magnum PI !
I had to consult 1980’s tv show experts, sources who shall go nameless here (wink), to see if they agreed with my reader’s theory about the inception of Red Car Small Penis Humiliation. One source told me that in the tv show, the Red Ferrari wasn’t even Magnum’s, rather that it belonged to some mysterious wealthy man who also owned the estate where Magnum hung out with a queer British butler dude. Shades of Batman and Alfred and the Batmobile anyone? Add a not quite so manly Robin-esque sidekick and a hot black dude (interracial overtones!) and you have a Hawaiian version of the gay Batman story. And I must add the implication that Magnum might have had a special relationship with the rich Hawaiian estate owner, who never appeared on the show according to another source, is a little gay. Look at it this way: Guys only let chicks drive their sports cars if there is either something sexual going on or if they hope there will be something sexual going on. So if a rich guy is letting some hot guy drive his expensive 1980 Red Ferrari 308 GTS, chances are there might be some homo-eroticized action inferred.
The only element this story is lacking is small penis humiliation. No one I spoke with felt that Magnum / Selleck had a small penis. I would have to agree in looking at Magnum PI photos, I’m getting a six to seven inch vibe.
So where did the Red Car Small Penis Humiliation come from? From viewers wanting to be as cool as Magnum! The male viewers had small penises, while the female viewers who didn’t pick up the gay scent, lusted for Magnum (or maybe even his hot black cohort). The small penis humiliation male viewers lusted for every element of the Magnum PI fantasy: being a heroic crime solver, coming to the rescue of damsels in distress, driving around in the Red Ferrari sports car, living in exotic Hawaii, having a butler, hanging out with two faithful sidekicks and looking as hot as Tom Selleck did in the 80’s. Perhaps Magnum PI started the lust for Red sports cars for men with small penises. And gave them a dose of vicarious small penis humiliation.
Fiery Red Ferraris – Shame – Humiliation!
Imagine the shame and humiliation! Your $230,000 Ferrari Italia catches on fire driving down the road. You’re lucky to get out of the vehicle before your sportscar turns into a complete inferno. At first, it was a mystery as to why 2010 Ferrari Italia 458 models were combusting. Reports were coming in from Italy, France, America, China, Switzerland; just to name a few of the countries where the Ferrari sportscars had spontaneously burst into flames. It didn’t take long for Ferrari to recall the Italia models and determine the problem was due to an adhesive that affixed engine heat shields. The adhesive turned out to be flammable at high temperatures. Ferrari engineering solved the problem by directing dealers to install new heat shields sealed with rivets instead.
Ferrari was extremely honorable in dealing with the humiliated Italia owners whose small-penis-on-wheels had caught fire and burned. Most drivers and passengers luckily escaped without injury, except humiliation, of course. Ferrari replaced the vehicles at no cost to the fast, furious and humiliated owners.
One owner actually shared his humiliating story about his “fiery” Red Ferrari. Initially, he didn’t realize his Ferrari was ablaze. He just felt his seat was hot! Then other drivers tried to alert to him by honking their horns and pointing at his flaming car. Perhaps he thought they were gesturing he had a small penis. You know Red Ferrari owners are especially used to small penis humiliation. Soon he realized the hot seat and the cacophony of horns wasn’t due to Red Car Small Penis humiliation, but fire!
