Posts Tagged ‘Red Ferrari’
Look Rich with a Salvage Title Sportscar in your Driveway
If you want to look rich, but don’t have the finances, here’s how to buy a sportscar on the cheap and install it as a driveway ornament. Buy a bougie ride with a “salvage title”. Typically, this means an insurance company considered the car a total loss due to damage that exceeded its value. If you don’t want an expensive wreck in your driveway, your best bet is to find a sportscar that was totaled due to flood damage. Since floods are always happening now due to climate change, a salvaged jalopy shouldn’t be difficult to find. Book a towing company to slide your new clunker off its flatbed at night, so that your neighbors can’t see how it arrived. Oh wait, that’s how Carvana delivers. Arrange a daylight delivery, no problem!
Be seen washing and waxing your new coupe. Fake it till you make it! Of course, everyone will think you have a small penis if you choose a red Ferrari as your sporty whip. Hopefully, no one discovers your subterfuge! Besides, you can post all the pics you want of your new red sportscar on Instagram. Instagram is where it matters these days!
Wet Roads, Wrecked Ferrari
One of the major aspects of driving a high performance sports car is knowing how to drive it on wet roadways. Or to how not to drive it on wet roadways. Wealth and weather are two of the reasons why Ferraris and Lamborghinis are popular in southern California and Las Vegas. Yes, rain is rare in those locales. Perhaps it should be imperative that new Ferrari or Lambo drivers take a few driving lessons before launching themselves out onto the highway and into infamy as this red car small penis Ferrari driver did. In his very first driving foray, the Italian driver of this Ferrari F458 wrecks his $200K ride on wet roads while trying to pass a slower vehicle. Humiliating!
Red Ferrari Mid Life Crisis
In the South of France, there is a popular annual festival of Ferraris where dozens of Ferrari owners show off their powerful and pricey whips. La Grande Motte Festival of Ferraris benefits the Lions Club International which supports various charity efforts. However, dominant women like me can’t let the charitable underpinnings of this event deter us from calling this festival the “Red Ferrari Mid Life Crisis” Fest.
Most Ferrari owners look like they bought their red sports cars during desperate mid-life crisis moments. As one of my girlfriends eloquently stated: “Forty year old guys with money buy red sportscars, because they think it will help them get laid.” Ironically, the opposite is true. Buying a red Italian sportster will help mid-life crisis sufferers label themselves as (surprise!) mid-life crisis sports car buyers. Ripe for small penis humiliation and exploitation, European women view these men as under-hung fools, despite the size of their wallets. And only Euro golddiggers with an eagle eye for a man with money, will overlook Red Ferrari owner penis size in favor of wallet size.
Red Ferraris Popular in China
In China, the Red Ferrari is not the cliche on wheels for the small penis driver, instead, it is the sports car to own and drive as a flashy show of wealth. Yes, it’s true, the Ferrari is the vehicle of choice for the rich in China and the most popular Ferrari paint color in China is Red. Rich Chinese women drive Red Ferraris as status symbols, noted Hannah Rosin, author of “The End of Men and The Rise of Women”. Rich Chinese businessmen and aristocrats buy their adult kids Red Ferraris as symbols of their nouveau riche status, even though the Chinese culture, for the most part, does not condone blatant displays of wealth.
Red Ferrari Chinese Limited Edition
Ferrari manufactured a limited edition run of the Ferrari 458 Italia in Red for the Chinese market only (shown below) and all of the sports cars sold out despite the $954,000 price. However, Ferrari took some heat for their culturally insensitive advertising of the Italia on a section of a Ming Dynasty fortress wall in the city of Nanjing. This advert included a stunt where the depicted Ferrari burned rubber and may have left permanent tire marks defacing the monument. And while Ferrari apologized for their disrespect of the historic wall, it was also revealed that Ferrari had paid the city for the privilege of showcasing the limited edition vehicle. Perhaps, Ferrari reps didn’t mention to officials that they were going to do more than just drive the vehicle up onto the wall’s ramparts for the ad. Since the incident, the word Ferrari was even blocked as a temporary search term in China. Censorship in action!
Red Ferraris for Red Royalty
One of the reasons why wealthy Chinese like Red Ferraris is that the young, rich and privileged Chinese are known as Red Royalty. Think of the US and UK equivalent of Blue Blood. Red Royalty are also called princelings, a moniker indicating their family money and upper class status. Thus, the Red Ferrari is the symbol for Red Royalty. Right click Open in a New Tab on the Infographic below for more details on the Red Royalty “celebrities” in China (yes, there is a Red Ferrari included!) One wealthy Chinese princeling even claimed he had never driven a Ferrari in defense against the media perception of his elitist playboy reputation.
Red Ferrari Money Ride
Did these women really fall for the braggadocio of the wannabe wealthy losers conducting a social experiment using a Red Ferrari as bait? Apparently, they did. Sad, sad, sad. These women revealed themselves to be opportunists or golddiggers who would take the owners for a ride, a financial domination ride that is. Since it was a clever prank, recorded for Youtube posterity, you can judge for yourself. These women obviously recognized the red Italian whip as a spendy set of wheels. Their impression was that the owner would have to be rich. However, they didn’t consider that the owner could be leasing it and faking rich or even worse, a prankster. Maybe the Red Ferrari owner’s penis size didn’t matter to them if their nefarious intentions were to get on the golddigger gravy train.
There are obviously women who will sleep with sugar daddies, silverbacks and rich men with small penises for the luxury lifestyle. Using the Red Ferrari as the trap was so classic. If any other color Ferrari was used, such as black or yellow, it would not have had the same allure as the Red Ferrari.
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