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Do Small Red Cars Attract Small Penis Humiliation

Do Small Red Cars Attract Small Penis Humiliation…

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The new Toyota Scion iQ features an averaged 37 mpg, which is nearly the highest mpg of any non-hybrid on the road. Consumers are buying it for its gas mileage and easy to park size in cities where parking spaces are at a premium. The only other car that the Scion competes with on gas mileage and price is the Smart Car. But the Scion features more practical interior space and the Toyota engineering and quality that American car buyers revere. However, the question is, when women see a man driving a red Toyota Scion, will they be thinking small penis humiliation or tiny car – low gas mileage – environmentally aware – city driver? Especially with a tiny Red car, will they be thinking tiny cock humiliation? Red is a popular color with the smaller cars. The Red Car Small Penis blog can debate if Red is just a stand-out color for smaller fuel-efficient and city cars such as the Smart Car and Fiat 500 and Mini-Cooper as the Red color is reminiscent of Red toy cars. Since the Scion isn’t exactly a Red sports car a la the Red Car Small Penis humiliation Ferrari or Lamborghini, will Red Toyota Scion drivers attract small penis humiliation?

Small Penis Humiliation Addiction

Small Penis Humiliation Addiction can take many different forms. But in this case of SPH addiction, it’s “auto-eroticism” and Red Car obsession. This subject of addiction and obsession professes his love for Chase and kisses Chase, the only thing is: Chase isn’t his boyfriend. Chase is his car. Specifically, a Red 1998 Monte Carlo. He is compelled to stare at Chase during the day on his work computer’s screensaver and he also sleeps with a little toy red car named Dylan every night. It’s one thing to drive a red car, but it’s another thing to love, as in really love a red car. Objectophilia, loving an object, is a strange fetish, obsession and addiction. And since his car is named after a dude, it seems like displaced gay affection.

Imagine the small penis humiliation this red car small penis owner now experiences since he and his car were featured on TLC’s “My Strange Addiction”. Girls have to be freaked about a guy who gets “intimate” with his car.

Lifted Cars are Small Penis Extenders on Wheels

Men who drive cars or pick-up trucks with special suspension customizations to lift their cars or pick-up trucks and install oversized tires may as well be advertising to women that they need to lift their penis size as well. Women who see these lifted cars or trucks are only thinking that the drivers are psychologically trying to enlarge their penis by installing penis extenders on their rides. Lifted cars are small penis extenders on wheels. Pathetic! Women are not impressed by lifted cars or trucks, rather, they are only thinking: small penis humiliation on wheels. Most women know that men who are driving lifted cars or trucks with special lift apparatus, should be buying penis extenders instead and working on lengthening what really needs to be lengthened or upsized, not the height of their cars or pick-ups and not the size of their tires.

Red Pick Up Truck Lifted

Every time I see one of these lifted pick-ups or cars, even if it’s a low rider in Little Havana, I think: lifted car, small penis. The funny thing is that most of these lifted cars and trucks are Red! Which is more evidence of Red Car Small Penis humiliation on wheels. Plus a waste of money! Men should be spending the thousands they spent on customizing their cars or trucks on something that matters, not their small penis mobiles.

Red Car Lifters

Is a Red Car a Mating Signal for Men with a Small Penis ?

Or should I call this blog post: mini-fridge, small penis humiliation… The Superbowl yielded some interesting automotive related ads. One ad featured the new Chevy Camaro convertible. In this ad, a recent high school grad goes bananas over seeing a yellow sports car in front of his parents’ house, mistaking it as his graduation gift, overlooking that his parents bought him a mini-fridge for his dorm room. Disappointment doesn’t hit the recent grad, only confusion, when a paunchy middle-aged neighbor shows up with his golf club bag and drives away in the classic yellow Camaro, leaving the grad to wonder what happened while his parents offer up the mini-fridge decorated with a big red bow in lieu of the little deuce coupe?? The secondary story line in the commercial is that the real yellow car buyer market is most likely the middled aged small penis humiliation mid-life crisis buyer who can afford the pricey new Chevy Camaro. Another instance of Yellow is the New Red.

Fiat featured an interesting Femdom vs. beta male Superbowl commercial where the dominant female takes control of the small penis humiliation beta male wimp and teases him by grabbing his black tie (phallic subliminal) and painting frappucino cream on his lips (forced bi subliminal). She then morphs into a Fiat 500 Abarth and drives away. While the Fiat 500 Abarth is black with Red trim, and not small penis humiliation Red, one of my girlfriends interpreted the Red trim as a buying “signal” to beta males. Her credentials: She majored in marketing for a major university and worked in marketing for a major fast food corporation. So is the color Red a buying signal to beta males with small penises? I researched online about the color red as a “signal”, and it actually is a sexual mating signal. Do beta males with small penis humiliation feel they need to flash the Red mating signal in a Red car whereas more confident hung males do not?

Small Penis Humiliation New York City Style

a NYC contributor takes a look at another flashy item that attracts small penis humiliation…

Your observation on the correlation between Red cars and the size of a man’s penis is an interesting concept. The whole idea seems spot on in the sense that men tend to overcompensate for their small penis size. Driving flashy Red sports cars seems to be just one way they do this.

I’m from New York City and there aren’t many, if any, flashy Red car small penis humiliation sports cars cruising up and down Madison Avenue. That’s not to say that there aren’t any Red cars here driven by mini men, it’s just that I don’t think it’s as prevalent around here as it might be in other cities. There may be a few factors for this such as weather limitations (i.e. snow), can’t drive fast in the city, difficult to drive those types of cars in lots of traffic, etc. It could also mean that flashy Red cars don’t stand out on Manhattan’s busy streets, especially streets that are literally littered with thousands of yellow cars… cabbies! I think small penis humiliation drivers drive Red sports cars specifically to be seen, and when there is a sea of yellow cars flying around, it’s not likely that people will pay attention to the owner of a Red sports car.

That led me to start thinking that there might be other ways that guys compensate for their lack of size around here. The first thing that came to mind is material goods such as sporting large expensive watches. I read in GQ or Maxim that for men, BIG watches are in. There are many times while out at a bar or club I have seen guys lean on the bar and purposely flash their BIG expensive timepieces while waiting to be served a drink. Then one night I was at a bar and saw some girls sitting at the bar having drinks when a guy who went up to the bar to order a drink flashed his BIG expensive watch in front of them and they just laughed. After the guy got his drink and left the bar area, they continued laughing and made the small penis humiliation sign with their thumb and forefinger. So it would seem that anything big and flashy that a guy wears or drives will result in small penis humiliation! Instead of Red Car Small Penis, it’s BIG watch small penis and of course, small penis humiliation New York City Style for flashing the BIG watch.

Small Penis Humiliation Equation

Let’s discuss the small penis humiliation equation. It would figure that a car company and in this case, Chevrolet, would showcase a Red car, their new Chevy Sonic, in a bungee jumping commercial. The bungee riggers pushed the Red small penis humiliation Sonic off stacked shipping containers. The Chevy Sonic grille made a slight splash in a pool below before the bungee jump rigging snapped it back up into the air. Everyone knows that Red is a splashy car color. Red cars attract male buyers with small penises. Dangerous stunts also excite beta males with small penises, so what better way to combine attraction with excitement?

Meanwhile, back at the Chevy dealer, any guy who buys a Red Chevy Sonic, well, it will only mean one thing, and it won’t mean the buyer is an adrenaline junkie bungee jumping dude. It would mean the buyer has a small penis. Chevrolet is giving away 10 Chevy Sonics in a promotion to popularize the new car model, a small and sassy coupe designed for optimum gas mileage. Chevy wants the Sonic to appeal primarily to a 20 something male car buying market. Let’s just hope that any male winners of the Sonic car giveaway will select a color other than Red, unless of course, they want to attract small penis humiliation. It has become an equation where if hot chicks see a guy in a Red car they think “small penis” or “small penis humiliation”. The equation is: male driver + red car = small penis + small penis humiliation.

Red Car Small Penis Chevy Sonic Bungee Jump Equation

Red Car Not Small Penis Humiliation?

Where do Red Cars not infer small penis humiliation… In Europe! As my friend Petra from Prague reported in an earlier blog here on Red Car Small Penis, that European drivers of Red sports cars are not associated with small penis humiliation as much as they are in America. When I emailed Petra these photos of tennis champions Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal with their Red Mercedes Benzes, she emailed me this anti small penis humiliation response:

In European countries, there has been a long history of flashy red German and Italian sportscars. This history didn’t exist in America. Women are more likely to be interested in a man who has money. So any man with an expensive sportscar is perceived to be desirable, unlike in America, where women will mock a man driving a red sportscar with small penis humiliation. And one of the key words here is flashy. Men who have money want the world to know they have achieved wealth and success, and a red sports car demonstrates that. It doesn’t always mean they have a small penis. Some men will buy these cars in their mid-life crises, but they have the money to do so, that’s the point.

Rafael Nadal Red Mercedes Coupe

No Small Penis Humiliation for Rafael Nadal and his Red Mercedes Coupe

Dupont, the largest manufacturer of automotive paints publishes an annual report of car paint color popularity by country. This past year the report featured the following results for the color Red: Czech Republic at 15% (Petra will love that!), Finland at 12.8%, Greece at 12.7%, Spain at 12.5% and Belgium at 9.1%. Oddly enough, Italy and Germany did not rank in the Top Five for the color Red. Germany ranked in the Top Five for Black and Italy ranked for Grey.

Roger Federer Red Car

No Small Penis Humiliation for Roger Federer and his Red Mercedes Benz SLS AMG

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