Cheap Red Sports Car Repo’s – The Humiliation
Looking for a deal on a used Red luxury sports car? If you don’t mind traveling to Dubai or dusting off a bit of sand, you can buy a Red sportscar repo, cheap. Of course, it will cost you a trip to Dubai to buy it, shipping to your destination, taxes, tariffs, modifications to your country’s emission standards, but all that aside, bargains await! Even Dubai has not escaped the wrath of the wrecked economy. Primarily British expatriates, working in Dubai in the construction or oil biz, signed on the dotted line for hefty car loans to finance primo wheels to look like they fit in with the nouveau riche of the world’s biggest oil and building boomtown.
Now in Dubai, I’m not sure if “red car, small penis” holds true for all drivers, but I would imagine function follows form at least for the UK expats. But unlike in the US, where if your car gets repo’d, you get a smack on your credit report, Dubai arrests debtors and throws them into debtors prison! Some expats are stuck in Dubai, stripped of their passports, trying to work off their debts however they can in order to avoid jailtime. Talk about Financial Domination!
Most of us who live in big cities regularly see abandoned cars on the streets, the cars get stickered and eventually towed, but what we don’t usually see are cars like this:
or this:
…covered in sand, left abandoned by their owners, who most likely fled the country. The largest concentration of abandoned vehicles is at the Dubai airport. Is it considered the penultimate small penis humiliation to abandon your Red sportscar in an airport parking lot before you flee the country?
A Gleeful Red Ferrari
One of the stars of Glee, cute Cory Monteith, bought or leased himself a true red-car-small-penis-mobile, a Ferrari California, yes, Ferrari really does have a model called California. Can we assume this Ferrari model’s name was a brilliant Ferrari Marketing Department move to sucker all the rich or nouveau riche small dick loser drivers in the eponymous state? With a starting price of $190,000, it is a tres expensive way to say: Hey bitches, I’m a winner, but check out my small penis!
Sporting impressive Car and Driver stats such as accelerating from 0 – 60 in 4 seconds or less, it’s not the most practical vehicle to drive in California traffic, let alone that it will draw the small penis humiliation pinkie wave from hot chicks who spot the flashy Red sportscar.
Who would have predicted that Glee would became a sleeper hit, plus gather a huge rabid fan base. How many shows boast a claim to fame these days and don’t just end up canceled in red letters. Why not celebrate being a financial winner and tv ratings success with a Red Ferrari? Cory did come from humble beginnings, though I haven’t been able to find out what his former ride was, but his first job while a fledgling actor, was working as one of those annoying Walmart greeters! Oh, the humiliation!
I can say I’ve only stepped into a Walmart once. It was truly an experience I will never forget, which began with the annoying Walmart greeter delivering a monotone welcome as if he were a talking doll and someone had pulled the string in his back. Then as I began meandering thru the maze of aisles, I began feeling dizzy, I must have descended into the first level of Hell. The aisles were populated by strange demonic and ill-dressed creatures. I extricated myself very quickly, vowing never to return. I now refer to Walmart as Hellmart. Perhaps Cory has the never-to-return feeling about his first job. But in retrospect, it was just a means to an end, and ending up in a Red Ferrari California, even though a Red Ferrari is a small penis humiliation classic, officially puts the past behind him.
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String Emil Telefonsex and His Red Car Obsession
String Emil was an early internet phenomenon who posted mostly self shot pics of himself wearing his red g-string. The string in Emil’s nickname referred to his sexy g-string. He would wear other skimpy panties and take sleazy shots of himself doing mundane things like washing his Red car, riding his tractor around his farmette and lying on his waterbed holding a phone. Yes, he used to do gay phone sex from his house in Germany. His original website — www.stringemil.de — is now gone, but has been revived as string-emil.de. String Emil was probably the most famous German phone sex operator of all time and the most famous gay phone sex operator, although the claims was that he was only gay for pay.
He may not have fit the small penis criteria, notice the bulge in the photo of String Emil washing his Red car, hmmm that doesn’t look faked. But take note of the sizzling Red car calendar and thrilling Red racing car picture on his dining room walls! String Emil was truly obsessed with Red cars and fetishized his obsession. But String Emil did not have a small penis. This totally contradicts my theory about Red Car? Small Penis! Although maybe he was doing gay small penis humiliation phone sex with men who had small penises, and he was putting them in their place as complete KleineSchwanzLoosers, small dick losers, humiliating them, cuckolding them with stories about how he was scoring all the hot Frauen in Deutscheland.
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