Are men really oblivious to the signals they send out to the world, especially signals sensitive to women? It’s becoming common knowledge that driving around in a red car is the equivalent of getting a highway billboard ad announcing: “Hey, my penis is the size of an iPod Nano!” Recently, an India based car company, Tata, announced to the world that they want to start selling the Nano in the U.S. Yes, Apple, this Nano is a car. And this pocket-sized car will tentatively retail at only $3,000, thousands less than the disastrous deep discount Yugo which was previously blogged about here at Red Car Small Penis.
How much do you Red Car Small Penis blog readers want to bet some men won’t be able to wait for the humiliation of driving around in this micro sized car? The message a man will be sending to the world is that his micro-car with a minuscule price tag is being driven by a mini-man where it counts. And not only that, but everyone will also know that a man’s bank account is tiny if he’s driving around in a car which costs two-thirds less than the cheapest car on the U.S. auto market today. What could be more humiliating than driving one of these Tata Nanos and seeing a bunch of pretty girls pointing and laughing!!! One thing is for sure, if any man does buy this Indian Tata Nano car, it doesn’t even need to be red for them to experience small penis humiliation! Obviously, a case of Tiny Car Tiny Price Tag Tiny Penis!