Posts Tagged ‘Red Car’
Cheap Red Sports Car Repo’s – The Humiliation
Looking for a deal on a used Red luxury sports car? If you don’t mind traveling to Dubai or dusting off a bit of sand, you can buy a Red sportscar repo, cheap. Of course, it will cost you a trip to Dubai to buy it, shipping to your destination, taxes, tariffs, modifications to your country’s emission standards, but all that aside, bargains await! Even Dubai has not escaped the wrath of the wrecked economy. Primarily British expatriates, working in Dubai in the construction or oil biz, signed on the dotted line for hefty car loans to finance primo wheels to look like they fit in with the nouveau riche of the world’s biggest oil and building boomtown.
Now in Dubai, I’m not sure if “red car, small penis” holds true for all drivers, but I would imagine function follows form at least for the UK expats. But unlike in the US, where if your car gets repo’d, you get a smack on your credit report, Dubai arrests debtors and throws them into debtors prison! Some expats are stuck in Dubai, stripped of their passports, trying to work off their debts however they can in order to avoid jailtime. Talk about Financial Domination!
Most of us who live in big cities regularly see abandoned cars on the streets, the cars get stickered and eventually towed, but what we don’t usually see are cars like this:
or this:
…covered in sand, left abandoned by their owners, who most likely fled the country. The largest concentration of abandoned vehicles is at the Dubai airport. Is it considered the penultimate small penis humiliation to abandon your Red sportscar in an airport parking lot before you flee the country?
String Emil Telefonsex and His Red Car Obsession
String Emil was an early internet phenomenon who posted mostly self shot pics of himself wearing his red g-string. The string in Emil’s nickname referred to his sexy g-string. He would wear other skimpy panties and take sleazy shots of himself doing mundane things like washing his Red car, riding his tractor around his farmette and lying on his waterbed holding a phone. Yes, he used to do gay phone sex from his house in Germany. His original website — www.stringemil.de — is now gone, but has been revived as string-emil.de. String Emil was probably the most famous German phone sex operator of all time and the most famous gay phone sex operator, although the claims was that he was only gay for pay.
He may not have fit the small penis criteria, notice the bulge in the photo of String Emil washing his Red car, hmmm that doesn’t look faked. But take note of the sizzling Red car calendar and thrilling Red racing car picture on his dining room walls! String Emil was truly obsessed with Red cars and fetishized his obsession. But String Emil did not have a small penis. This totally contradicts my theory about Red Car? Small Penis! Although maybe he was doing gay small penis humiliation phone sex with men who had small penises, and he was putting them in their place as complete KleineSchwanzLoosers, small dick losers, humiliating them, cuckolding them with stories about how he was scoring all the hot Frauen in Deutscheland.
For SMALL PENIS HUMILIATION!
- Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex
- Cuckold Phone Sex
- Forced Bi Phone Sex
- Chastity Phone Sex
