Would you want to spend a whopping $70,000 – $130,000 to advertise that you have a small penis? Ashton Kutcher did. I wonder if he bought the red International Pick-up small penis humiliation truck depicted here? For those of you who want to make a “big” statement while driving down the street or highway, why not buy a mere Ford 250 and pimp your ride or convert another large sized pick-up truck into a street legal Monster Truck? Not when you can own the largest small penis humiliation pick-up on the road and a gas guzzler with the lowest mpg of any pick-up in its size class.

Fortunately or unfortunately, the International CXT Pick-up Truck was dropped from production. Economy issues, increased fuel cost issues, didn’t attract the right buyer issues… The International Pick-up Truck was marketed to athletes with excess cash, celebrities with small penises and big egos and then on the more utilitarian side of the market: boat owners, horse and livestock haulers. Apparently, 99% of the SPH market didn’t feel like they needed to buy a real truck to compensate for having a small penis so the pinky pecker market snubbed it. Let alone how difficult it would be for anyone with a small penis to master driving the complex truck transmission! Besides girls would just laugh with humiliation as the tiny dick loser driver would continually grind the gears! Yes, the International Pick-up did come with a truck transmission and not a regular automatic or standard tranny. And in this case, tranny is automotive parlance for transmission, not for a shemale!



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