Small Penis Compensation Vehicles also known as SPCV’s are not just cars, but motorcycles, pick-up trucks, SUVs, boats, jet skis, anything big or flashy or fast that will compensate for their owners having small penises. And the most popular color for SPCV’s? Red, of course!

Don’t men who buy red Small Penis Compensation Vehicles realize that women automatically think “small penis” and even more so “small penis humiliation” when they spot an SPCV? Still, that doesn’t seem to stop men with small penises from buying Red SPCV’s. Figuring there must be a reason why Red is the go-to color for SPCV’s, I personally queried several Red Car Small Penis owners why they had purchased Red sports cars. The most common response was: they wanted a Red car, because it excited them! And when I advised them that women only think one thing when they see a man driving a Red car, the most common response was: at least they’d be noticed… Hmmm, so tiny cock losers driving blue or white or black cars, assume they will not be noticed and will just blend in with traffic. Tiny cock losers don’t mind inviting the attention and small penis humiliation that owning a Red sports car entails, because women will “notice them”. This goes back to the basic psychological premise that “negative attention” is better than no attention at all. Ergo, small penis humiliation is better than no attention at all to a Small Penis Compensation Vehicle owner!