While there are small penis humiliation myths debunked below by statistical data about driving and insuring red cars, one interesting stat is that studies have shown red cars are involved in more accidents than any other color cars… Hmmmm could that mean that red car drivers are driving unsafely, faster than they should, trying to show off, in an effort to overcompensate for small penis humiliation?

As if it isn’t enough of a statement of small penis humiliation to be seen driving an ultra expensive rare Red Ferrari, consider the humiliation when this Australian university student had to make the dreaded cell phone call: “Ummm Dad, I just wrecked your $400,000 Ferrari…”

The “Red Car Bias” Myth #1: A common misconception is that red sportscar drivers tend to receive more speeding tickets than drivers of other color cars. Could it be due to their flashiness? Or that red car small penis drivers receive tickets due to envy of the patrolling officers? This is compounded by the ostensible optical illusion created by a red car’s color that makes it appear to be going faster than it really is, regardless of a radar gun. Too bad there isn’t a radar gun that also detects small penis size.

Let’s confer with the experts. According to the Insurance Information Institute: “There is no data to support the assertion that red cars receive more traffic tickets than cars of any other color.” Still, the Rrd car speeding ticket myth has been so widely accepted that it correlates to another Red Car? Small Penis! driving myth below.

The “Red Car Bias” Myth #2: How many car buyers have avoided red cars because they believed owning a red car would mean higher insurance rates than cars of other colors? (Let alone that it would mark them for small penis humiliation…) However, while some studies have suggested red cars are involved in a disproportionate number of accidents, according to the same insurance institute: “There are no major insurance companies that consider car color when determining insurance rates.” The bottom line in the auto insurance industry is that drivers with good driving records, who drive safe vehicles, park off-street at their residences, live in a low theft risk area and drive a moderate amount of miles per year typically have the lowest car insurance premiums. Drivers of red cars, whether they sport a humiliating small penis or monster cock, aren’t necessarily “penalized” for driving and insuring a red car. That is, until they rack up the speeding tickets or get into an at-fault accident. Not only will their auto insurance rates rise, but also their small penis humiliation!

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