String Emil was an early internet phenomenon who posted mostly self shot pics of himself wearing his red g-string. The string in Emil’s nickname referred to his sexy g-string. He would wear other skimpy panties and take sleazy shots of himself doing mundane things like washing his Red car, riding his tractor around his farmette and lying on his waterbed holding a phone. Yes, he used to do gay phone sex from his house in Germany. His original website — www.stringemil.de — is now gone, but has been revived as string-emil.de. String Emil was probably the most famous German phone sex operator of all time and the most famous gay phone sex operator, although the claims was that he was only gay for pay.

He may not have fit the small penis criteria, notice the bulge in the photo of String Emil washing his Red car, hmmm that doesn’t look faked. But take note of the sizzling Red car calendar and thrilling Red racing car picture on his dining room walls! String Emil was truly obsessed with Red cars and fetishized his obsession. But String Emil did not have a small penis. This totally contradicts my theory about Red Car? Small Penis! Although maybe he was doing gay small penis humiliation phone sex with men who had small penises, and he was putting them in their place as complete KleineSchwanzLoosers, small dick losers, humiliating them, cuckolding them with stories about how he was scoring all the hot Frauen in Deutscheland.