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Small Penis Humiliation Addiction
Small Penis Humiliation Addiction can take many different forms. Small penis humiliation phone sex is a hot addiction 
But in this case of small penis humiliation addiction, it’s “auto-eroticism” and red car obsession. This subject of addiction and obsession professes his love for Chase and kisses Chase, the only thing is: Chase isn’t his boyfriend. Chase is his car. Specifically, a red 1998 Monte Carlo. It’s one thing to drive a red car, but it’s another thing to love, as in really love, a red car. Objectophilia, loving an object, is a strange fetish, obsession and addiction.
Imagine the small penis humiliation that this red car small penis owner now experiences especially since he and his red car were featured on TLC’s “My Strange Addiction”. Girls have to be freaked about a guy who gets “intimate” with his red car. And his car is named after a dude, so it seems like gay small penis humiliation, too. Yes, a car fag and his fag-mobile! He is such a red car small penis fag that he is compelled to stare at his red car during the day on his work computer’s screensaver and he also sleeps with a little toy red car named Dylan every night. Red car addiction and red car fetish! And gay small penis humiliation addiction. Why is it small penis humilation addiction? Obviously, this red car owner has a small penis, or he wouldn’t be in love with his car! And he’s addicted to his red car!
Original Small Penis Humiliation Sports Car?
One of my blog readers wrote me after reading my blog post about the inception of Red Car Small Penis Humiliation and he feels he located the prime source! Magnum PI !
I had to consult 1980′s tv show experts, sources who shall go nameless here (wink), to see if they agreed with my reader’s theory about the inception of Red Car Small Penis Humiliation. One source told me that in the tv show, the Red Ferrari wasn’t even Magnum’s, rather that it belonged to some mysterious wealthy man who also owned the estate where Magnum hung out with a queer British butler dude. Shades of Batman and Alfred and the Batmobile anyone? Add a not quite so manly Robin-esque sidekick and a hot black dude (interracial overtones!) and you have a Hawaiian version of the gay Batman story. And I must add the implication that Magnum might have had a special relationship with the rich Hawaiian estate owner, who never appeared on the show according to another source, is a little gay. Look at it this way: Guys only let chicks drive their sports cars if there is either something sexual going on or if they hope there will be something sexual going on. So if a rich guy is letting some hot guy drive his expensive 1980 Red Ferrari 308 GTS, chances are there might be some homo-eroticized action inferred.
The only element this story is lacking is small penis humiliation. No one I spoke with felt that Magnum / Selleck had a small penis. I would have to agree in looking at Magnum PI photos, I’m getting a six to seven inch vibe.
So where did the Red Car Small Penis Humiliation come from? From viewers wanting to be as cool as Magnum! The male viewers had small penises, while the female viewers who didn’t pick up the gay scent, lusted for Magnum (or maybe even his hot black cohort). The small penis humiliation male viewers lusted for every element of the Magnum PI fantasy: being a heroic crime solver, coming to the rescue of damsels in distress, driving around in the Red Ferrari sports car, living in Hawaii, having a butler take care of everything, hanging out with two faithful buddies and looking as hot as Tom Selleck did in the 80′s. Perhaps Magnum PI started the lust for red sports cars for men with small penises. And gave them a dose of vicarious small penis humiliation.
