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Red Hello Kitty Smart Car

Hello Kitty Red Car

Now there is no way in Hell-o Kitty this red car’s driver has a small penis! Antonio Garay, 6′ 4 and 320 pound nose tackle for the New York Jets loves his red Hello Kitty Smart Car. In fact, using the Google predictive search, as soon as you type in his name, the words smart car appear right after. Therefore, he is searched more for his infamous smart car than his years of NFL stats! He drives this two-seater convertible, because he thinks it’s cool. And why not. Everyone recognizes the signature ride wherever he goes. His whip is anything but girlie when he’s seated behind the wheel. And there can be no humiliation for driving a sensible vehicle. When so many athletes blow their futures by overspending on pricey sports car collections, expensive cribs and other showy bling, owning a relatively inexpensive and catchy looking car is a superior choice. Garay promotes his own way of doing things while displaying his personal style, including sculpted multi-color artsy hair and customized iPhone cases. Perhaps this style-meister will go into personalized product design after his NFL career is over.

Do Small Red Cars Attract Small Penis Humiliation

Do Small Red Cars Attract Small Penis Humiliation…

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The new Toyota Scion iQ features an averaged 37 mpg, which is nearly the highest mpg of any non-hybrid on the road. Consumers are buying it for its gas mileage and easy to park size in cities where parking spaces are at a premium. The only other car that the Scion competes with on gas mileage and price is the Smart Car. But the Scion features more practical interior space and the Toyota engineering and quality that American car buyers revere. However, the question is, when women see a man driving a red Toyota Scion, will they be thinking small penis humiliation or tiny car – low gas mileage – environmentally aware – city driver? Especially with a tiny Red car, will they be thinking tiny cock humiliation? Red is a popular color with the smaller cars. The Red Car Small Penis blog can debate if Red is just a stand-out color for smaller fuel-efficient and city cars such as the Smart Car and Fiat 500 and Mini-Cooper as the Red color is reminiscent of Red toy cars. Since the Scion isn’t exactly a Red sports car a la the Red Car Small Penis humiliation Ferrari or Lamborghini, will Red Toyota Scion drivers attract small penis humiliation?

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There’s a fun new internet meme going around. Thanks to photo manipulation software and websites where anyone can upload a photo and play with various photo editing features, anyone can make their little dick look bigger, haha, no, that’s not where this Red Car Small Penis blog is going. The new meme sweeping the web is the Smart Car vs. Corvette, Smart Car vs. Maserati, Smart Car vs. Ferrari, etc. The Smart Car “memers” takes popular sports cars and shrink or compress the sports cars into Smart Car sizes like this:

Corvette Photoshopped Smart Car

and this:

Lamborghini Small Penis Smart Car

Realistically, this is what chicks think of the tiny penis size of men driving a Corvette, Ferrari, Lamborghini or Maserati anyway, especially if the men are driving Red models like the Corvette above. And since we know Orange is the New Red, women would think the same thing of the small penis size of the driver of the orange Lamborghini Diablo, also above. I wonder if any of the car manufacturers will catch on and make Smart Car versions of their gas guzzling sports cars?

BMW already has. BMW is set to release a smaller Bimmer, no, not the mini-Cooper which has been out for years, but a smaller scaled down BMW sports sedan. Gas prices and energy consumption woes are (literally) driving auto makers around the world to scale down on car sizes and maximize gas mileage. So when a chick sees a photo of a guy driving a Corvette, Ferrari, Lamborghini or Maserati, she thinks the driver has a tiny cock regardless as to whether the photo has been Smart Car meme’d.

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