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Small Penis Humiliation Equation
Let’s discuss the small penis humiliation equation. It would figure that a car company and in this case, Chevrolet, would showcase a Red car, their new Chevy Sonic, in a bungee jumping commercial. The bungee riggers pushed the Red small penis humiliation Sonic off stacked shipping containers. The Chevy Sonic grille made a slight splash in a pool below before the bungee jump rigging snapped it back up into the air. Everyone knows that Red is a splashy car color. Red cars attract male buyers with small penises. Dangerous stunts also excite beta males with small penises, so what better way to combine attraction with excitement?
Meanwhile, back at the Chevy dealer, any guy who buys a Red Chevy Sonic, well, it will only mean one thing, and it won’t mean the buyer is an adrenaline junkie bungee jumping dude. It would mean the buyer has a small penis. Chevrolet is giving away 10 Chevy Sonics in a promotion to popularize the new car model, a small and sassy coupe designed for optimum gas mileage. Chevy wants the Sonic to appeal primarily to a 20 something male car buying market. Let’s just hope that any male winners of the Sonic car giveaway will select a color other than Red, unless of course, they want to attract small penis humiliation. It has become an equation where if hot chicks see a guy in a Red car they think “small penis” or “small penis humiliation”. The equation is: male driver + red car = small penis + small penis humiliation.
Red Car Small Penis Humiliation Situations
The Situation, Mike Sorrentino, Jersey Shore’s finest, was recently featured on Red Car Small Penis while taking a Red Ferrari out for a test drive. Does Red Car Small Penis apply to The Situation? According to blonde bombshell Miami club promoter, Melody Eckerson, it does. The hot blonde sold her story to the tabloids where she dished on The Situation, namely that The Situation has a small penis. And has a quick-on-the-draw situation too. Oops. Now it gets worse. The Situation did end up buying a Red Ferrari to park next to his Black Bentley. The new Red Ferrari seems to be his ride of choice as whenever he’s spotted by the paparazzi, he’s in his small penis humiliation Red Ferrari mobile.
The Situation isn’t handicapped except perhaps in his pants. But he did break the law yesterday when he took a handicapped parking space with his small penis humiliation Red Ferrari. The worst aspect of his flagrant violation of parking law? He displaced a handicapped person from being able to park in a handicapped parking spot! And the situation and The Situation, make it both situations, have been caught on tape! Ladies, The Situation doesn’t deserve fist pumps when you see him roll by in his Red Ferrari, he deserves small penis humiliation little pinkie waves!
photo c/o Splash
Red Car Not Small Penis Humiliation?
Where do Red Cars not infer small penis humiliation… In Europe! As my friend Petra from Prague reported in an earlier blog here on Red Car Small Penis, that European drivers of Red sports cars are not associated with small penis humiliation as much as they are in America. When I emailed Petra these photos of tennis champions Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal with their Red Mercedes Benzes, she emailed me this anti small penis humiliation response:
In European countries, there has been a long history of flashy red German and Italian sportscars. This history didn’t exist in America. Women are more likely to be interested in a man who has money. So any man with an expensive sportscar is perceived to be desirable, unlike in America, where women will mock a man driving a red sportscar with small penis humiliation. And one of the key words here is flashy. Men who have money want the world to know they have achieved wealth and success, and a red sports car demonstrates that. It doesn’t always mean they have a small penis. Some men will buy these cars in their mid-life crises, but they have the money to do so, that’s the point.
No Small Penis Humiliation for Rafael Nadal and his Red Mercedes Coupe
Dupont, the largest manufacturer of automotive paints publishes an annual report of car paint color popularity by country. This past year the report featured the following results for the color Red: Czech Republic at 15% (Petra will love that!), Finland at 12.8%, Greece at 12.7%, Spain at 12.5% and Belgium at 9.1%. Oddly enough, Italy and Germany did not rank in the Top Five for the color Red. Germany ranked in the Top Five for Black and Italy ranked for Grey.
No Small Penis Humiliation for Roger Federer and his Red Mercedes Benz SLS AMG
Small Penis Humiliation Sport
Let’s face it, Golf is a small penis sport. Men wearing ugly pants or bermuda shorts go out and hit little white balls around with metal sticks and try to get them into tiny holes. So what is my point regarding the game of Golf here on Red Car Small Penis? See for yourself!
Red Golf Cart, Small Penis!
My point is that there are other Red vehicles and toys men play with which also signify they have a small penis and invite small penis humiliation from hot girls. There are also sporting activities men do which scream out: Small Penis! And Golf is the most obvious sporting activity which announces, I don’t have iron in my golf pants only in my golf bag.
Other than Tiger Woods who outed himself as the biggest whoremaster of the past year, which other pro golfer even looks hung or fuckable? My girlfriends and I could go thru a baseball, basketball or football team locker room and find plenty of fuckable large penises with the occasional, unfortunate small penis. But I picture a country club locker room populated by men with small penises. Small penises and money are often interrelated as men with small penises often try to overcompensate by making big money. Men know their fat wallet has to make up for their small penis size.
So that may be why women don’t watch Golf either. Women find it boring and overpopuluated by men with small penises. It’s the sport with the least amount of female viewers, and the female viewership dropped exponentially when Tiger dropped out of the picture.
Small Penis Humiliation Reality
The bottom line reality is that if you drive a red sports car, women think you have a small penis and that you deserve small penis humiliation. Driving a Red sports car is like a small penis humiliation advertisement on wheels. You might as well have the doors of your Red sports car emblazoned with: Yes, I have a small penis! Or get a vanity tag that says: 4 inches. I think I would laugh hysterically if I saw a vanity license plate on a Red Lamborghini, Ferrari, Maserati or Porsche that was imprinted with a small penis size in inches. What would be funnier is if it said: 8 inches, as if the driver was truly trying to emphasize he wasn’t the small penis humiliation stereotype! To that driver, women would say: Prove it!
It’s amazing there are so many Red sports cars on the road with small penis humiliation male drivers! I see them literally every day. I live in an area where people’s identities are very much associated with their cars, SUVs or trucks. South Florida has a huge “car culture.” People feel they can read other people by the types of cars they drive, especially their income level. Or even assess the type of person by their wheels, e.g., a hybrid owner is more environmentally conscious and so on. I don’t disagree with this informal quick study analysis of people and their cars. There are different cars for different personality types. Red sports cars are definitely for the midlife crisis guys and the small penis humiliation losers.
