Posts Tagged ‘Silver’
Red Cars, Small Penis Humiliation
My Red Car Small Penis blog missed the small penis humiliation trifecta on this Red car find! However, with two out of three cars in “small penis” red, I would bet the owner of these three cars is well endowed with cash, but not so well endowed with penis size. At first, I thought these three sports cars were parked in a primo showroom garage. As it turns out, the garage is not an actual garage, but an art gallery which can park up to 30 collectible cars! Without a panoramic view of the art gallery garage, it’s hard to imagine the magnitude of a space 10 times the size depicted.
As for the cars, my Red Car Small Penis automotive expert identified a newer Red Ferrari, a classic Red Porsche coupe and an uber classic gull-wing door silver Mercedes roadster. It seems a shame to waste the newer Red Ferrari in a collector car garage, that sports car should be driven! If for no other reason than small penis humiliation! This art gallery collector car garage is located in Santa Barbara, California, in a renowned “architectural” house currently listed on the market for over 20 million dollars. Yes, you read that dollar figure right. Unlike the Malibu, California beach house, where the seller was using a free Red Ferrari as small penis humiliation buyer bait, none of these cars are being used to seduce a buyer with big cash, small penis.
photo c/o MLS.com
Small Penis Size Car Colors
from peewee, UK blog correspondent…
Men’s car color choices either drive women wild or drive women away. A survey commissioned by a prominent UK auto insurance group found that the right color of a car was far more important than its shape or size for women. More than 50 percent of the respondents said they would try to get a closer look at a driver and would probably flirt with him if the color of his car caught their eye. Three-quarters of women said the color of a car was the key to their attitude toward a driver. (Are we leading up to Red Car? Small Penis! Read on…) Last but not least, one out of ten respondents admitted having a date with a man because the color of his car created a favorable impression on her.
Silver was the sexiest color for British women. Perhaps the color silver reminds them of a life full of glamor. Incidentally, silver cars are 50 percent less accident prone, according to official statistics on major traffic accidents.
Black came in second in the survey. The color is usually associated with wealth, security and comfort. In a popular pubic stereotype, big black cars are for mobsters or those in highest command. Needless to say, some ladies would not mind keeping company with members of either group.
Third was Red, the color of passion, speed, daredevilry and small penis humiliation. However, there was an age gap in those who preferred this color, only 18 – 19 year olds and women beyond their prime (over 40) fell for red. Red cars were a bleak preference for women at their sexual peak (20’s, 30’s). Perhaps these women know the inherent small penis humiliation that these drivers are advertising when they drive Red cars! Whereas desperate cougars will go for any racy fellow regardless of his humiliating small penis lack of endowment.
Men who drive green, gray or white cars had better have their vehicles painted otherwise if they want to score. According to the survey, green, gray or white cars do not have any sex appeal for women, for a variety of reasons. It is believed that men with a penchant for green will always be clumsy and awkward in their approach to sex. It is also thought that the color gray is preferred by those who are indecisive.
the only man, dead or alive, who women would lust after in a green car! ~Sara
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