Small Penis Humiliation Reality
The bottom line reality is that if you drive a red sports car, women think you have a small penis and that you deserve small penis humiliation. Driving a Red sports car is like a small penis humiliation advertisement on wheels. You might as well have the doors of your Red sports car emblazoned with: Yes, I have a small penis! Or get a vanity tag that says: 4 inches. I think I would laugh hysterically if I saw a vanity license plate on a Red Lamborghini, Ferrari, Maserati or Porsche that was imprinted with a small penis size in inches. What would be funnier is if it said: 8 inches, as if the driver was truly trying to emphasize he wasn’t the small penis humiliation stereotype! To that driver, women would say: Prove it!
It’s amazing there are so many Red sports cars on the road with small penis humiliation male drivers! I see them literally every day. I live in an area where people’s identities are very much associated with their cars, SUVs or trucks. South Florida has a huge “car culture.” People feel they can read other people by the types of cars they drive, especially their income level. Or even assess the type of person by their wheels, e.g., a hybrid owner is more environmentally conscious and so on. I don’t disagree with this informal quick study analysis of people and their cars. There are different cars for different personality types. Red sports cars are definitely for the midlife crisis guys and the small penis humiliation losers.
Small Penis Humiliation Video
In this hilarious Youtube short video, a Red Smart Car driven by a small person is dissed by an orange Lamborghini Diablo driven by a dickless dickhead. The Lambo driver features an actor who couldn’t have more well chosen to play the part of a macho asshole. The Lambo driver is obviously thinking Red Car Small Penis when he pulls up next to the Red Smart Car, let alone that the driver is a small person. Watch the Red Smart Car vs. Orange Lamborghini Diablo video for the sexy and ironic pay-off!
There is no amount of money (well maybe billions) that can compensate for having a small penis, so perhaps men with small penises buy expensive sports cars as consolation prizes. Then they console themselves by driving around, dissing drivers of less expensive smaller cars to make themselves feel more manly and making lame attempts to impress women. But women are only thinking “small penis”, if not also delivering small penis humiliation gestures or giggles when they see these small penis losers driving their expensive penis extensions on wheels.
While small penis losers can’t impress women due to their physical shortcomings (pun intended), they think they can impress them with their money and sports cars of choice, usually a Ferrari, Lamborghini, Porsche, Corvette or Maserati, to name the top small penis choices. And the most popular car colors for small penis losers, of course, are small penis humiliation Red, tiny cock humiliation orange and little dick humiliation yellow. Enjoy the video!
Small Penis Humiliation – Cuckolding
On the newest site in my trilogy of sites devoted to cuckolding and interracial Cuckoldress, I had a reader write in with an interesting question about SPH, specifically, he wanted to know if small penis humiliation was a form of cuckolding. This is a question men who have experienced cock size humiliation can definitely relate to, but I think cuckolding is a completely different dynamic. Small penis humiliation is definitive humiliation and sexual rejection for having a small penis. Cuckolding can happen to a man for other reasons, not just related to a tiny cock. Cuckolding can be sexual rejection due to a myriad of reasons, none of which would have anything to do with the cuckold having a small dick.
Nevertheless, the stereotype and prevailing perception is that men who are cuckolds also have small penises. To illustrate how cuckolding can happen to an Alpha male with a large penis, I’ll be blogging about the rumors of Miami Heat star LeBron James being cuckolded on my Cuckoldress blog. I’m sure Red Car Small Penis blog readers will agree: There is no way LeBron James has a small penis. But he was certainly psychologically impacted by the rumors of his girlfriend cuckolding him by sexing up another pro ballplayer as his performance in the NBA finals faltered. So to summarize, small penis humiliation and cuckolding are mutually exclusive unless a cuckold also has a small penis.
Small Penis Humiliation POV Interview
One of my callers wrote a couple of questions for me re: small penis humiliation that he hoped I would answer in interview style. I realized once I cruised thru my Small Penis Humiliation blog, that I hadn’t told the story of Red Car Small Penis or how I got into SPH.
Q: What made you start your Red Car Small Penis blog?
A: My girlfriends and I just seemed to notice that guys driving Red sports cars looked like small penis types and we began giving them small penis humiliation pinkie waves or small penis size signs to humiliate these small penis losers whenever we saw them. It was a kick to humiliate guys with expensive sports cars for having little dicks. It still is. Oops, I just realized I didn’t answer your question. Should I have gone into politics instead? Anyway, after getting a kick out of small penis humiliation directed toward guys with Red sports cars, I decided why not do a blog about it? It might be fun to humiliate losers online for having small penises.
Q: What are your future plans for Red Car Small Penis?
A: I’m going to be doing social media for the blog. I’ve already set up a Twitter. Small Penis Humiliation really puts a man with a tiny cock in his place. I feel like it’s my personal mission to illustrate Small Penis Humiliation on the internet!
