Recently, posters were put up by jokesters in Birmingham, England, poking fun at 4×4 drivers including Range Rover and Jeep wheelers who specifically sport their rides in the city. The posters were literally accusing SUV owners of having small penises and compensating for lack of size by operating inappropriately big vehicles given congested city driving. Now here in the USA, no one would accuse 4×4 drivers of having small penises. SUVs are ubiquitous in the States and definitely not associated with small penile appendages.

Let’s assume in old Blighty that 4x4s are more likely to be found in the lake district and the upland ranges, on country roads or in farming areas where four wheel drive would have more utilitarian use. But a Brummie driving a big Range Rover in the city only signals ‘small penis loser.’ Hopefully, those in need of free small penis enlargement therapy called the number (which led to a recorded phone sex line where small penises were laughed at.)

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