Want to look like you’re rolling in cash when you’re really floating just above penniless? Here’s the ultimate faux rich life hack: Snag a sportscar on the cheap and turn it into a flashy driveway trophy. No trust fund? No problem. Here’s how to fake it till you make it.

Step 1: Hunt for a Salvage-Title Stunner

“Salvage title” is the secret. It’s insurance company code speak for “the damages to this car exceed the car’s value or the policy’s obligation to repair, so we totaled it.” From the pool of salvage title vehicles, flood-damaged two-seaters are your golden ticket.  Climate change has unfortunately made waterlogged Porsches, Lambos and Ferraris more common than garden gnomes. Search online auctions or shady lots for a sleek coupe that’s gone through a splashy disaster. Remember it’s not about driving the spendy ride, it’s about giving off wealthy vibes.

Step 2: Stage the Grand Arrival

Nothing screams “I’m rich” like a sportscar gleaming in your driveway. Book a tow truck to drop off your new (non-running) beauty under the cover of night—because nothing kills the illusion faster than neighbors gawking at your “special delivery” being detached from a tow hook. Pro tip: Carvana delivers via branded low-ride flatbeds!  Arrange a daytime flatbed drop-off to make it look legit.

Step 3: Polish It Like You Mean It

Channel your inner influencer and get caught waxing that bad boy in broad daylight. Buff it until it shines brighter than your future. A little elbow grease goes a long way in convincing the neighborhood you’re living the high life. Bonus points: Casually leave a pair of designer sunglasses or at least the case on the dashboard for that extra bougie flex.

Step 4: Pick Your Ride Wisely (or Not)

Fair warning: a red Ferrari might scream “midlife crisis” louder than “millionaire.” Stereotypes are real, and you don’t want the neighbors whispering about overcompensation for your lack of size. If that’s the case, go for a sleek black Maserati or a silver Corvette to keep it classy. Whatever you choose, snap some fire pics for the ‘Gram—because if it’s not on Instagram, did it even happen?

Step 5: Keep the Secret Locked Down

The key to this hustle? Don’t let anyone know your whip’s a glorified driveway ornament. Park it at just the right angle, maybe affix a fake car alarm window-cling for authenticity. If anyone asks why it never moves, brush it off with something about “collecting classics” or “waiting on custom parts from Italy.” Go ye forth and flaunt that driveway supercar like you’re the Wolf of Wall Street. Just don’t expect an invite to join the country club—yet.