If you want to look rich, but don’t have the finances, here’s how to buy a sportscar on the cheap and install it as a driveway ornament. Buy a bougie ride with a “salvage title”. Typically, this means an insurance company considered the car a total loss due to damage that exceeded its value. If you don’t want an expensive wreck in your driveway, your best bet is to find a sportscar that was totaled due to flood damage. Since floods are always happening now due to climate change, a salvaged jalopy shouldn’t be difficult to find. Have a towing company slide your new clunker off its flatbed at night, so that your neighbors can’t see how it arrived. Oh wait, that’s how Carvana delivers. Arrange a daylight delivery, no problem!

Be sure to be seen washing and waxing your new coupe. Fake it till you make it! Of course, everyone will think you have a small penis if you choose a red Ferrari as your sporty whip. Hopefully, no one discovers your subterfuge! Besides, you can post all the pics you want of your new red sportscar on Instagram. Instagram is where it matters these days!