Buckle up, Birmingham, England! Pranksters just plastered your city with cheeky posters roasting 4×4 drivers, especially those wheeling flashy Range Rovers and Jeeps. The accusation? These SUV owners are overcompensating for ahem certain shortcomings with their massive rides in Birmingham’s narrow, congested city streets. Yes, the posters boldly claimed these urban off-roaders are making up for “small penises” with their oversized wheels!

Across the pond in the USA, though, SUVs are practically a way of life. No one’s batting an eye or questioning anyone’s penile proportions no matter where sport utility vehicles are driven.

Back in Blighty, 4x4s make more sense tearing through the rugged Lake District, bumping along rutted country lanes or tackling muddy farm tracks. But a Brummy in a shiny Range Rover prowling Birmingham’s brick ‘n’ concrete jungle? According to the posters, that screams “small penis loser” loud and clear. The kicker? The posters dangled a fake number for “free small penis enlargement therapy”—which hilariously connected to a recorded phone sex line that mercilessly mocked callers for their “modest” or “minus” endowments. Talk about a savage prank!

photo c/o No Context Brits on X.com (formerly known as Twitter)