From the Red Car? Small Penis! eMailbag:

Sara, I love your small penis humiliation blog, and you do remind me of Sarah Silverman. Your sense of humor and I think she’s very sexy and attractive, too. I enjoyed your blog write-up about what Sarah Silverman’s father put on his Twitter about car size vs. penis size in Boca, now that was funny. And I totally agree about your theory that Orange is the new Red! But can I share with you my theory about yellow cars. I think there are some men with small penises who are “afraid” to buy Red cars. They feel it will mark them as having small penises, and bring them small penis humiliation, so they buy yellow sportscars instead. I am living proof. Walt

I just found your blog, you’re too much! I am addicted to reading auto blogs and your blog came up on a search. A girl writing a car blog, but it’s really about small penis humiliation, now that’s original! Here’s my picture. I have a small one in case you couldn’t guess. And I could have bought a Red Maserati, but I knew it would be like wearing a sign, hey I have a small pickle. I thought yellow, expensive and a powerful engine would command some respect on the street. Occasionally, girls giggle when they see me driving it and I’ve gotten the small penis humiliation salute (little pinkie wave as you call it), so I think they know. This is both humiliating and exciting. I like to drive around, just soaking it all up. Max