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Car Shows – for Small Penis Humiliation Losers?
I was signed up with a modeling agency in Miami for 7 years. But since I was not a serious model, not a tall willowy anorexic girl, not available when the agency snapped their fingers, not interested in working for free, I didn’t get many ‘bookings’. I learned to avoid the pimp / ho gig. This meant just because the models might be working ‘it’ for free, meaning to add ‘it’ to their portfolio, didn’t mean the agency wasn’t paid to procure them. I couldn’t stomach that type of exploitation. And this is often how it works for the scourge of the modeling scene here…car shows.
The agency tells you that you won’t be getting paid for the car show, but that you can charge $5 per photo that some pervert groper, small penis humiliation loser or sleazy slimeball pays to stand next to you and have his picture taken while he slides his hand onto your ass cheek and grabs a half moon. Well, the agency doesn’t go into such glorious detail, but you know the deal with the small penis humiliation losers who lust for ogling hot cars and hot girls to compensate for having small penises. While the modeling agency might be getting $5,000 to provide 50 girls to the 2 day show, you aren’t getting ‘paid’. The agency tells you that some girls make $100’s of dollars at these events. Hmmmm, show me the girl who does. I know, porn stars or has-been playmates! Yes, usually a not so famous porn star or two or the June 2002 Penthouse Pet will show up at these events, but they will not only be paid because their hustlers aka agents have pimped them out for marquis value, but they also get the best spot (hottest, raciest car) and make more $ posing with small penis humiliation losers, while their bodyguard monitors those roving hands. If I had wanted to collect $5 per grope from small dick losers, I’d have been working as a table dancer.
Now here is the epitome of car show modeling, European car shows! Look but don’t touch models! Models are getting paid? Or are they lured into it with promises that their pictures will appear in international media: “Darling it will be excellent exposure”. So they are sold into pose-slavery for nothing. I don’t know any Euro-girls to confirm or not. But let’s take a look at these models and the rides.
It would explain why the 2 models are hanging around a Red car with ‘remind me why am I here’ faces, but not explain why sporty model in red boots (I covet) is so happy about her Fiat 500c (I really covet)!
Images c/o autoblog.com
A Gleeful Red Ferrari
One of the stars of Glee, cute Cory Monteith, bought or leased himself a true red-car-small-penis-mobile, a Ferrari California, yes, Ferrari really does have a model called California. Can we assume this Ferrari model’s name was a brilliant Ferrari Marketing Department move to sucker all the rich or nouveau riche small dick loser drivers in the eponymous state? With a starting price of $190,000, it is a tres expensive way to say: Hey bitches, I’m a winner, but check out my small penis!
Sporting impressive Car and Driver stats such as accelerating from 0 – 60 in 4 seconds or less, it’s not the most practical vehicle to drive in California traffic, let alone that it will draw the small penis humiliation pinkie wave from hot chicks who spot the flashy Red sportscar.
Who would have predicted that Glee would became a sleeper hit, plus gather a huge rabid fan base. How many shows boast a claim to fame these days and don’t just end up canceled in red letters. Why not celebrate being a financial winner and tv ratings success with a Red Ferrari? Cory did come from humble beginnings, though I haven’t been able to find out what his former ride was, but his first job while a fledgling actor, was working as one of those annoying Walmart greeters! Oh, the humiliation!
I can say I’ve only stepped into a Walmart once. It was truly an experience I will never forget, which began with the annoying Walmart greeter delivering a monotone welcome as if he were a talking doll and someone had pulled the string in his back. Then as I began meandering thru the maze of aisles, I began feeling dizzy, I must have descended into the first level of Hell. The aisles were populated by strange demonic and ill-dressed creatures. I extricated myself very quickly, vowing never to return. I now refer to Walmart as Hellmart. Perhaps Cory has the never-to-return feeling about his first job. But in retrospect, it was just a means to an end, and ending up in a Red Ferrari California, even though a Red Ferrari is a small penis humiliation classic, officially puts the past behind him.
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