The humiliated British expat, who went from rich to pauper, must be experiencing small penis humiliation as he dumped his million dollar Enzo at the airport due to falling behind on payments and other driving fines then hopped a flight back home with his small penis tucked between his legs. Only 399 Ferrari Enzo models were manufactured and some of their high profile owners include multi-millionaires Tommy Hilfiger and Eric Clapton. This former high profile Enzo owner is surely experiencing the humiliation of taking the tube (British slang for subway) or other public transportation since he most likely lost his job in the oil biz or construction biz when those industries went bust in Dubai and now must economize. But imagine if any dates find out he used to own and lost a Ferrari Enzo! He will deserve any small penis humiliation verbal abuse these women dish at him.

The new Toyota Scion iQ features an averaged 37 mpg, which is nearly the highest mpg of any non-hybrid on the road, so many people are buying it for its gas mileage and easy to park small size in cities where parking spaces are at a premium. The only other car that the Scion competes with on gas mileage and price is the Smart Car. But the Scion features more practical interior space and the Toyota engineering and quality that American car buyers revere. However, the question is, when girls see a man driving a red Toyota Scion, will they be thinking small penis humiliation or tiny car – low gas mileage – environmentally aware – city driver? Especially with a tiny red car, will they be thinking tiny cock humiliation? Red is a popular color with the smaller cars. The Red Car Small Penis blog can debate if red is just a stand-out color for smaller fuel-efficient and city cars such as the Smart Car and Fiat 500 and Mini-Cooper as the red color is reminiscent of red toy cars. Since the Scion isn’t exactly a red sports car a la the red car small penis humiliation Ferrari or Lamborghini, will red Toyota Scion drivers attract small penis humiliation?

Imagine the small penis humiliation that this red car small penis owner now experiences especially since he and his red car were featured on TLC’s “My Strange Addiction”. Girls have to be freaked about a guy who gets “intimate” with his red car. And his car is named after a dude, so it seems like gay small penis humiliation, too. Yes, a car fag and his fag-mobile! He is such a red car small penis fag that he is compelled to stare at his red car during the day on his work computer’s screensaver and he also sleeps with a little toy red car named Dylan every night. Red car addiction and red car fetish! And gay small penis humiliation addiction. Why is it small penis humilation addiction? Obviously, this red car owner has a small penis, or he wouldn’t be in love with his car! And he’s addicted to his red car!

Every time I see one of these lifted pick-ups or cars, even if it’s a low rider in Little Havana, I think: lifted car, small penis. The funny thing is that most of these lifted cars and trucks are red! Which is more evidence of red car small penis humiliation on wheels. Plus a waste of money! Men should be spending the thousands they spent on customizing their cars or trucks on something that matters, not their small penis mobiles.

Only a few men who buy expensive red sports cars are so cocksure of themselves and their penis size, that the red color choice isn’t even a small penis humiliation issue. No woman seeing Kobe Bryant cruising in his Ferrari 458 is going to be thinking Kobe has a small penis or thinking they should give the small penis humiliation pinkie wave. Instead, they are going to be yelling: Kobeeee!!! hoping to get the baller’s attention. Although lately, the only woman who seems to have been getting Kobe Bryant’s attention has been his ex-wife! Yes, there are reports and photos of Kobe and Vanessa getting kissy kissy and rumors that they might be making up…

The phrase “what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” suggests people come to America’s adult playground for wild decadent times of gambling and partying with a general anything goes attitude. Many guys come hoping to experience the high-roller lifestyle of comped rooms, great food and winning streaks making them feel like big spenders.

One industry that seems to be taking advantage of the situation (but not as much as the casinos) is the exotic car rental business. Customers can pony up a couple hundred to a thousand dollars to ride around in Ferraris, Lamborghinis, Porsches and other extravagant sports cars for a few hours. These exotic rental car companies cater to guys who want to get a thrill of driving these sports cars that retail upwards of $400K. The amusing thing is that almost every car on these lots is small penis humiliation red (or some variation of the small penis humiliation color scheme such as yellow or orange).

The guys renting these autos are essentially signaling to the world that they are cursed with the small penis affliction. Although it’s probably not intentional, they are telling all the girls on the strip that they are small where it matters… in their pants! And not only that, since they’re merely renting and not buying these small penis humiliation vehicles, they’re most likely small in another area that matters to most women… their wallets!

It’s not an infrequent occurrence for a group of guys to rent out one of these sports cars in small penis humiliation red and cruise up and down the Las Vegas strip looking to attract all the pretty girls bouncing between the casinos and clubs. Little do these guys know, but they’re signaling their lack of penis size to the hot chicks. Women are totally aware of the trend that a guy driving a red car most likely has a small penis. On more than one occasion in Vegas, I’ve seen a pretty girl on the strip flash the universal small penis humiliation sign with their thumb and forefinger while laughing with their friends as these guys pathetically attempt to impress them with their rented high-end exotic red cars.

I guess as long as these guys’ memories are as short as what’s in their pants, then the saying “what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas” may still ring true. Otherwise, the feelings of small penis humiliation that they suffered from the girls pointing and laughing at them will remain long after their vacation to Sin City is over. Renting these exotic red cars in the desert of Nevada is just one more way for these men to experience small penis humiliation – Vegas style!!!

After reading your blog entry on ‘Small Penis Humiliation New York City Style’, I realized that there is a certain type of vehicle SPH happening in Atlanta, Georgia (and probably in other southern cities as well). Like with your NYC contributor, I don’t believe that the Atlanta based small penis humiliation is necessarily only related to red cars. I think I’ve stumbled across a particular small penis humiliation vehicle that is generating SPH opportunities, the pick-up truck.

I’ve noticed that in the south, and especially the areas surrounding the city of Atlanta, it’s pick-up truck land. Guys from all different socioeconomic classes drive these trucks. From bankers, to business owners, to mechanics, to supermarket stockboys, to a whole host of other professions, the pick-up truck is the vehicle of choice for a lot of men. It seems that guys are trying to be noticed in their big trucks with their shiny chrome wheels and their pimped out rides. It’s as if they’re trying to use their trucks as sexual mating signals. Instead of the classic red signal, they’re trying to associate the large truck with something large in their pants. There’s a major problem with this rationale though.

The problem, it appears, is that women have noticed and have associated these big rides as men overcompensating for what’s in their pants! While I don’t drive a red car or a pick-up truck, I’ve seen first hand a gaggle of girls laugh hysterically as one of these trucks pulled into a parking lot. Plus it’s been on more than one occasion where I have seen girls laugh and giggle when they see a guy with a pick-up with oversized tires drive by, giving each other the eye roll and the universal small penis hand signal with their thumb and forefinger.

From what I’ve seen, the color of the pick-up truck isn’t the determining factor of small penis humiliation. It’s just the fact that it’s a pick-up. The funny thing is that the two most popular colors appear to be red and black. So a red pick-up seems to definitely sign of a beta male signaling for sex, but getting small penis humiliation instead. I have to wonder if choosing a black pick-up truck is also a subliminal message that guys are subconsciously conveying.

From my empirical observations, it appears that men are outwardly trying to overcompensate for their small penis size with these pimped out trucks. What amazes me is that women have already picked up on this and know exactly what’s going on and are jumping all over the small penis humiliation. So while NYC is BIG watch small penis humiliation, Atlanta is BIG pick-up truck small penis humiliation!!

Fiat featured an interesting Femdom vs. beta male Superbowl commercial where the dominant female takes control of the small penis humiliation beta male wimp and teases him by grabbing his black tie (phallic subliminal) and painting frappucino cream on his lips (forced bi subliminal). She then morphs into a Fiat 500 Abarth and drives away. While the Fiat 500 Abarth is black with red trim, and not small penis humiliation red, one of my girlfriends interpreted the red trim as a buying “signal” to beta males. Her credentials: She majored in marketing for a major university and worked in marketing for a major fast food corporation. So is the color red a buying signal to beta males with small penises? I researched online about the color red as a “signal”, and it actually is a sexual mating signal. Do beta males with small penis humiliation feel they need to flash the red mating signal in a red car whereas more confident hung males do not?

Your observation on the correlation between red cars and the size of a man’s penis is an interesting concept. The whole idea seems spot on in the sense that men tend to overcompensate for their small penis size. Driving flashy red sports cars seems to be just one way they do this.

I’m from New York City and there aren’t many, if any, flashy red car small penis humiliation sports cars cruising up and down Madison Avenue. That’s not to say that there aren’t any red cars here driven by mini men, it’s just that I don’t think it’s as prevalent around here as it might be in other cities. There may be a few factors for this such as weather limitations (i.e. snow), can’t drive fast in the city, difficult to drive those types of cars in lots of traffic, etc. It could also mean that flashy red cars don’t stand out on Manhattan’s busy streets, especially streets that are literally littered with thousands of yellow cars… cabbies! I think small penis humiliation drivers drive red sports cars specifically to be seen, and when there is a sea of yellow cars flying around, it’s not likely that people will pay attention to the owner of a red sports car.

That led me to start thinking that there might be other ways that guys compensate for their lack of size around here. The first thing that came to mind is material goods such as sporting large expensive watches. I read in GQ or Maxim that for men, BIG watches are in. There are many times while out at a bar or club I have seen guys lean on the bar and purposely flash their BIG expensive timepieces while waiting to be served a drink. Then one night I was at a bar and saw some girls sitting at the bar having drinks when a guy who went up to the bar to order a drink flashed his BIG expensive watch in front of them and they just laughed. After the guy got his drink and left the bar area, they continued laughing and made the small penis humiliation sign with their thumb and forefinger. So it would seem that anything big and flashy that a guy wears or drives will result in small penis humiliation! Instead of red car small penis, it’s BIG watch small penis and of course, small penis humiliation New York City Style for flashing the BIG watch.