Does Penis Size Matter

Nothing tells the world you have a small penis more than driving a Red Ferrari sports car around SoCal. And if you’re Ashton Kutcher, not all the millions you have accumulated from your films, tv shows and successful tech deals can make up for having a small penis. Not even having Mila Kunis as your new girlfriend can serve as sweet solace for lacking in size. When women are asked: Does Penis Size Matter – the blazing majority would answer: Size Matters. Obviously, size doesn’t matter to Mila Kunis, since her former long-term boyfriend was McCaulay Culkin. Mila Kunis must truly fall in love and love is blind and blind to penis size. Hmmm, maybe Mila Kunis does choose her boyfriends for size, wallet size, that is. Jumping from Culkin to Kutcher represented a 10x net worth boyfriend leap to $140 million. Nice!

Ashton Kutcher Red Ferrari Penis Size Matter

Ashton Kutcher first popped up on the Red Car Small Penis radar when he bought a Red International Pickup Truck, the largest pickup truck in production at the time. It’s true! Red Truck Small Penis and Big Truck Small Penis. Double tiny cock whammy for Ashton. And now with his Red Ferrari, Ashton Kutcher continues to buy small penis humiliation on four wheels.

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2 thoughts on “Does Penis Size Matter

  1. newyorker says:

    I have such an internet crush on Mila Kunis but I can’t believe she was McCaulay Culkin’s girlfriend for 8 years. 8 weeks ok, 8 months ok, but 8 years? seriously. she must be one of the only chicks in the world who doesn’t care about dick size or how lame her boyfriends are. love is blind

  2. greg says:

    I think Mila Kunis wasted nearly all of her 20’s on dating Junkie Culkin. She should have been out partying and fucking around. Please don’t tell me she’s going to waste 8 years on dating Fagboy Kutcher. Demi won’t give Ashton a divorce cuz hell hath no fury like a cougar scorned. So maybe it’s a good thing Mila won’t be able to marry that fag as long as Demi is alive.

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